Your favorite Wierd Al Yankovic songs?? :o

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  1. Baby Got Jack
    Couch Potato
    Eat it


    Just started listenng to him :o Does he have a music video dvd out? Id like to see the videos but dont have cable. Think I need to get UHF :o
     
  2. Leathal

    Leathal Zio will eat you for breakfast

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    I don't know about DVD, but a friend of mine had a bunch of VHS video collections by him.
     
  3. Kevin

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    He's great.
    I like some of his alapalooza stuff, bad hair day...and his early stuff.
     
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    Leathal Zio will eat you for breakfast

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    Highlander_77 Wicked smaht

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    He has several DVD's....he's got a DVD collections of his music videos (everything prior to the 'Running With Scissors' album), a live concert DVD from the 'Running With Scissors' tour (which also includes the music videos from that album as well), and UHF is also available on DVD.


    As for my favorite songs....there are too many to list, but I think my all-time favorite, quintessential 'Weird Al' song would have to be 'Dare to be Stupid'. :bigthumb:
     
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    Aslan My avatar is the new hotness... yours... Old and b

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    dare to be stupid.

    and what is that song with the rabid wolverine in his pants or something?


    edit: Everything You Know Is Wrong
     
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    Horoscopes is pretty good
     
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    Aslan My avatar is the new hotness... yours... Old and b

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    does a great multimedia concert, playing songs, showing movies, and lots of funny jokes...
     
  9. wutang banga

    wutang banga "Shut up cunt"

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    UHF was on the other day, fucking movie is hilarious :rofl:
     
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    Aslan My avatar is the new hotness... yours... Old and b

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    you so stupid!!!!

    wheel of fish...

    I have to get that dvd.
     
  11. Skizza20

    Skizza20 Robster craws? What the f*(& are robster craws?!?

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    It's all about the pentiums...WHAT!
     
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    wutang banga "Shut up cunt"

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    :rofl: I love that one.
     
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  15. Yo ULONDA!
    Check that home girl's butt out!
    Um hm girl!
    It's so flat!

    You tell it like it is IEESHA!

    She looks like one of them... lawyer's girlfriends,
    Her butt, is just so SMALL!
    We're talking slim pickin's girl!
    What up Ieesha?
    Where is it?
    I don't even... see it!
    LOOK!
    Girl! She's just so... WHITE!

    I like small butts,
    That I can not lie,
    You honkies can't deny!
    And when a girl walks in with an itty - bitty waist,
    And a big thing in your face, I get sick!
    'Cause I'd like a toothpick,
    I'd beat that booty with a stick!
    Even the jeans she's wearing,
    Her pants, they're almost tearing.

    No, baby, I want a flat booty,
    That's tooty fruity!
    Those honkies tried to warn me,
    That butt you got is...

    {White guy}
    OOH! SO CORNY!

    Ooh! Chicken smooth skin,
    You say you wanna get in my olds?
    Well, pack me, pack me
    'Cause you ain't that average chickety!

    To Hell with romancin'!
    I'll take her wallet dancin'!
    RICH! BITCH!
    I'll dick with her money, ditch!
    So tired of Ebony!
    Black butts are not my theme!
    If you ask me what my flavor is,
    I'll tell you it's Vanilla Ice Cream!

    So Honkies!

    {Honkies}
    Yeah?

    Honkies!

    {Honkies}
    Yeah?

    Does your girlfriend have a big butt?
    So shrink it, shrink it,
    So I can get right down and dink it!

    Baby got Jack!
    White honkies with a real small booty,
    White honkies with a real small booty,

    Baby got Jack!
    White honkies with a real small booty,
    White honkies with a real small booty,

    I like 'em flat,
    And small!
    And when I'm in the mall,
    I just can't help myself,
    I'm doing to dog - pound call!

    BARK! BARK! BARK!

    Don't like her sister,
    Who farts while playing Twister!
    I wish those bins would miss her!
    But Uncle Ben would fister!

    I like my bootys real slender,
    And tender!
    And if I see a big booty,
    I'll put it in the blender!
    Don't want a real fender!
    I get into my Honda!
    What the hell is an anaconda?
    All I know is I like Jane Fondas,
    Better then Ulondas!

    Baby got Jack!
    White honkies with a real small booty,
    White honkies with a real small booty,

    Baby got Jack!
    White honkies with a real small booty,
    White honkies with a real small booty,

    Yeah Baby,
    When it comes to females,
    Cosmo knows everything,
    What they're talking about!
    362436!

    HA!
    If she's 7 8...

    Flat on the bottom,
    And I like it like that!

    Flat on the bottom,
    And I like it like that!
     
  16. didnt he makesome video that was a spoof on an eminem one and eminem wouldnt let him release it or something?? :down:
     
  17. psyphre

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    1. Weird Al Yankovic - Jurassic Park (3:55)
    2. Weird Al Yankovic - Young, Dumb & Ugly (4:24)
    3. Weird Al Yankovic - Bedrock Anthem (3:40)
    4. Weird Al Yankovic - Frank's 2000' TV (4:05)
    5. Weird Al Yankovic - Achy Breaky Song (3:23)
    6. Weird Al Yankovic - Traffic Jam (4:01)
    7. Weird Al Yankovic - Talk Soup (4:24)
    8. Weird Al Yankovic - Livin' In The Fridge (3:34)
    9. Weird Al Yankovic - She Never Told Me She Was A Mi (4:54)
    10. Weird Al Yankovic - Harvey The Wonder Hamster (0:21)
    11. Weird Al Yankovic - Waffle King (4:25)
    12. Weird Al Yankovic - Bohemian Polka (3:40)
    13. Weird Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise (3:20)
    14. Weird Al Yankovic - Everything You Know Is Wrong (3:47)
    15. Weird Al Yankovic - Cavity Search (4:19)
    16. Weird Al Yankovic - Callin' In Sick (3:40)
    17. Weird Al Yankovic - The Alternative Polka (4:50)
    18. Weird Al Yankovic - Since You've Been Gone (1:24)
    19. Weird Al Yankovic - Gump (2:10)
    20. Weird Al Yankovic - I'm So Sick Of You (3:26)
    21. Weird Al Yankovic - Syndicated Inc. (3:54)
    22. Weird Al Yankovic - I Remember Larry (3:56)
    23. Weird Al Yankovic - Phony Calls (3:22)
    24. Weird Al Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy (4:01)
    25. Weird Al Yankovic - Like A Surgeon (3:33)
    26. Weird Al Yankovic - Dare To Be Stupid (3:25)
    27. Weird Al Yankovic - I Want A New Duck (3:04)
    28. Weird Al Yankovic - One More Minute (4:04)
    29. Weird Al Yankovic - Yoda (3:59)
    30. Weird Al Yankovic - George Of The Jungle (1:04)
    31. Weird Al Yankovic - Slime Creatures From Outer Spa (4:23)
    32. Weird Al Yankovic - Girls Just Want To Have Lunch (2:48)
    33. Weird Al Yankovic - This is The Life (3:06)
    34. Weird Al Yankovic - Cable TV (3:38)
    35. Weird Al Yankovic - Hooked On Polkas (3:51)
    36. Weird Al Yankovic - Fat (3:37)
    37. Weird Al Yankovic - Stuck In A Closet With Vanna W (5:01)
    38. Weird Al Yankovic - (This Song's Just) Six Words L (3:37)
    39. Weird Al Yankovic - You Make Me (3:05)
    40. Weird Al Yankovic - I Think I'm A Clone Now (3:20)
    41. Weird Al Yankovic - Lasagna (2:46)
    42. Weird Al Yankovic - Melanie (3:58)
    43. Weird Al Yankovic - Alimony (3:16)
    44. Weird Al Yankovic - Velvet Elvis (4:30)
    45. Weird Al Yankovic - Twister (1:03)
    46. Weird Al Yankovic - Good Old Days (3:22)
    47. Weird Al Yankovic - Fat (3:37)
    48. Weird Al Yankovic - Eat It (3:21)
    49. Weird Al Yankovic - Like A Surgeon (3:31)
    50. Weird Al Yankovic - Ricky (2:36)
    51. Weird Al Yankovic - Addicted To Spuds (3:57)
    52. Weird Al Yankovic - Living With A Hernia (3:20)
    53. Weird Al Yankovic - Dare To Be Stupid (3:25)
    54. Weird Al Yankovic - Lasagna (2:46)
    55. Weird Al Yankovic - I Lost On Jeopardy (3:28)
    56. Weird Al Yankovic - One More Minute (4:03)
    57. Weird Al Yankovic - Headline News (3:48)
    58. Weird Al Yankovic - Bedrock Anthem (3:45)
    59. Weird Al Yankovic - You Don't Love Me Anymore (4:04)
    60. Weird Al Yankovic - Smells Like Nirvana (3:45)
    61. Weird Al Yankovic - Achy Breaky Song (3:25)
    62. Weird Al Yankovic - UHF (3:52)
    63. Weird Al Yankovic - Money For Nothing-Beverly Hill (3:15)
    64. Weird Al Yankovic - Jurassic Park (3:57)
    65. Weird Al Yankovic - This Is The Life (3:07)
    66. Weird Al Yankovic - Polka Your Eyes Out (3:53)
    67. Weird Al Yankovic - Yoda (3:59)
    68. Weird Al Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero (3:09)
    69. Weird Al Yankovic - Eat It (3:21)
    70. Weird Al Yankovic - Midnight Star (4:35)
    71. Weird Al Yankovic - The Brady Bunch (2:41)
    72. Weird Al Yankovic - Buy Me A Condo (3:53)
    73. Weird Al Yankovic - I Lost On Jeopardy (3:28)
    74. Weird Al Yankovic - Polkas On 45 (4:23)
    75. Weird Al Yankovic - Mr. Popeil (4:43)
    76. Weird Al Yankovic - King Of Suede (4:15)
    77. Weird Al Yankovic - That Boy Could Dance (3:34)
    78. Weird Al Yankovic - Theme From Rocky XIII (3:37)
    79. Weird Al Yankovic - Nature Trail To Hell (5:50)
    80. Weird Al Yankovic - Smells Like Nirvana (3:42)
    81. Weird Al Yankovic - Trigger Happy (3:47)
    82. Weird Al Yankovic - I Can't Watch This (3:31)
    83. Weird Al Yankovic - Polka Your Eyes Out (3:50)
    84. Weird Al Yankovic - I Was Only Kidding (3:30)
    85. Weird Al Yankovic - The White Stuff (2:42)
    86. Weird Al Yankovic - When I Was Your Age (4:36)
    87. Weird Al Yankovic - Taco Grande (3:46)
    88. Weird Al Yankovic - Airline Army (3:50)
    89. Weird Al Yankovic - The Plumbing Song (4:06)
    90. Weird Al Yankovic - You Don't Love Me Anymore (14:00)
    91. Weird Al Yankovic - Hidden Track (0:08)
    92. Weird Al Yankovic - Living With A Hernia (3:20)
    93. Weird Al Yankovic - Dog Eat Dog (3:42)
    94. Weird Al Yankovic - Addicted To Spuds (3:50)
    95. Weird Al Yankovic - One Of Those Days (3:18)
    96. Weird Al Yankovic - Polka Party! (3:15)
    97. Weird Al Yankovic - Here's Johnny (3:24)
    98. Weird Al Yankovic - Don't Wear Those Shoes (3:36)
    99. Weird Al Yankovic - Toothless People (3:23)
    100. Weird Al Yankovic - Good Enough For Now (3:03)
    101. Weird Al Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero (3:08)
    102. Weird Al Yankovic - The Saga Begins (5:28)
    103. Weird Al Yankovic - My Baby's In Love With Eddie V (3:26)
    104. Weird Al Yankovic - Pretty Fly For A Rabbi (3:02)
    105. Weird Al Yankovic - The Weird Al Show Theme (1:14)
    106. Weird Al Yankovic - Jerry Springer (2:46)
    107. Weird Al Yankovic - Germs (4:38)
    108. Weird Al Yankovic - Polka Power! (4:21)
    109. Weird Al Yankovic - Your Horoscope For Today (3:59)
    110. Weird Al Yankovic - It's All About The Pentiums (3:34)
    111. Weird Al Yankovic - Truck Drivin' Song (2:27)
    112. Weird Al Yankovic - Grapefruit Diet (3:30)
    113. Weird Al Yankovic - Albuquerque (11:23)
    114. Weird Al Yankovic - Fat (3:38)
    115. Weird Al Yankovic - Lasagna (2:47)
    116. Weird Al Yankovic - Addicted To Spuds (3:51)
    117. Weird Al Yankovic - I Love Rocky Road (2:36)
    118. Weird Al Yankovic - Spam (3:01)
    119. Weird Al Yankovic - Eat It (3:20)
    120. Weird Al Yankovic - The White Stuff (2:44)
    121. Weird Al Yankovic - My Bologna (2:01)
    122. Weird Al Yankovic - Taco Grande (3:46)
    123. Weird Al Yankovic - The Rye Or The Kaiser (Theme f (3:35)
    124. Weird Al Yankovic - Bedrock Anthem (3:43)
    125. Weird Al Yankovic - I Can't Watch This (3:30)
    126. Weird Al Yankovic - Frank's 2000' TV (4:06)
    127. Weird Al Yankovic - Money For Nothing-Beverly Hill (3:14)
    128. Weird Al Yankovic - Ricky (2:37)
    129. Weird Al Yankovic - Talk Soup (4:25)
    130. Weird Al Yankovic - Here's Johnny (3:25)
    131. Weird Al Yankovic - The Brady Bunch (2:42)
    132. Weird Al Yankovic - Cable TV (3:38)
    133. Weird Al Yankovic - I Lost On Jeopardy (3:28)
    134. Weird Al Yankovic - UHF (5:10)
    135. Weird Al Yankovic - Money For Nothing - Beverly Hi (3:11)
    136. Weird Al Yankovic - Gandhi II (1:00)
    137. Weird Al Yankovic - Attack Of The Radioactive Hams (3:28)
    138. Weird Al Yankovic - Isle Thing (3:37)
    139. Weird Al Yankovic - The Hot Rocks Polka (4:51)
    140. Weird Al Yankovic - UHF (5:09)
    141. Weird Al Yankovic - Let Me Be Your Hog (0:16)
    142. Weird Al Yankovic - She Drives Like Crazy (3:42)
    143. Weird Al Yankovic - Generic Blues (4:34)
    144. Weird Al Yankovic - Spatula City (1:07)
    145. Weird Al Yankovic - Fun Zone (1:45)
    146. Weird Al Yankovic - Spam (2:59)
    147. Weird Al Yankovic - The Biggest Ball Of Twine In M (6:48)
    148. Weird Al Yankovic - Ricky (2:36)
    149. Weird Al Yankovic - Gotta Boogie (2:14)
    150. Weird Al Yankovic - I Love Rocky Road (2:36)
    151. Weird Al Yankovic - Buckingham Blues (3:13)
    152. Weird Al Yankovic - Happy Birthday (2:28)
    153. Weird Al Yankovic - Stop Draggin' My Car Around (3:19)
    154. Weird Al Yankovic - My Bologna (2:01)
    155. Weird Al Yankovic - The Check's In The Mail (3:13)
    156. Weird Al Yankovic - Another One Rides The Bus (2:39)
    157. Weird Al Yankovic - I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead (3:39)
    158. Weird Al Yankovic - Such A Groovy Guy (3:02)
    159. Weird Al Yankovic - Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung (1:55)

    not downloaded, i have all the cd's :o
     
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    That's a lot of Yankovic!
     
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    Draven2575 Taking one responsibility at a time

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    :werd:
     
  22. telly

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    Oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, what's in the middle? The white stuff!
     
  23. your gonna lose your mind watching tv hmhmmh
     
  24. gump
    franks 2000 inch TV
    aumish paradise
    jerry springer
    yoda
    smells like nirvana
    It's all about the Pentiums baby
    man he has so many songs to list that r awesome...

    What y'all wanna do?
    Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
    Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
    9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
    Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
    Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
    Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
    I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
    I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
    Installed a T1 line in my house
    Always at my PC, double - clickin' on my mizouse
    Upgrade my system at least twice a day
    I'm strictly plug - and - play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
    I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him "Money" for short
    I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
    It's all about the Pentiums, what?
    You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
    You've got white - out all over your screen
    You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
    What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
    You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh
    Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
    You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
    You're the biggest joke on the Internet
    Your database is a disaster
    You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster
    Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
    Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
    And postin' "Me too!" like some brain - dead AOL - er
    I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
    You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller

    It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
    It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
    It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
    It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)

    Now, what y'all wanna do?
    Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
    Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
    9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?

    Uh, uh, loggin' in now
    Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
    Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
    They call me the king of the spreadsheets
    Got 'em printed out on my bedsheets
    My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
    But it was obsolete before I opened the box
    You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
    Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique
    Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great
    If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
    My digital media is write - protected
    Every file inspected, no viruses detected
    I beta tested every operation system
    Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em
    While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
    It does all my work without me even askin'
    Got a flat - screen monitor forty inches wide wide
    I believe that your says "Etch - A - Sketch" on the side
    In a 32 - bit world, you're a 2 - bit user
    You've got your own newsgroup, "alt. total - loser"
    Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
    Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
    Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
    If I ever meet you I'll control - alt - delete you
    What? What? What? What? What?

    It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
    It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
    It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
    It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
    Now, what y'all wanna do?
    Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
    Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
    9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
    What??
     

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