you should do porn

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  1. Gyrotech

    Gyrotech New Member

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    So I'm devorced now and seeing random girls. Lately I've got a few, "Wow thats big" "I hope you don't expect me to deep throat that" "omg, I hope thats gonna fit" "You should do porn"...

    Its 8.5" long, 2.25" diameter. Is it really that big? Or have these chicks just been seeing guys with small to average sized dicks. I'm 6'7" so I guess that explains my size.

    ?

    cliffnotes: do I have a big dick?:mamoru:
     
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    kopetzki Banned

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    2.25" diameter? you might be measuring wrong, thats pencil dick territory
     
  3. Diesel66

    Diesel66 My standards for women is like rent-a-centers stan OT Supporter

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    maybe if you are asian. They just say that shit because they don't like giving :bj: or taking it in the ass. Women be lazy.
     
  4. Gyrotech

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    maybe I duno.

    Its respectable to the length.

    Some. I went to montreal the other week and I gota say. Horny fuckers...
     
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    feb 2010.. 4 posts..

    this never happened

    :io:
     
  6. Gyrotech

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    meh. I used to be a member here about 8 years ago.

    Never happined dosn't cut it.
     
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    Pics have to be posted, you can't just say you have a big dick without posting pics.
     
  8. Gyrotech

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    am I allowed?


    ...ugh, rule book...rule book. I know its around here somewhere.
     
  9. Gyrotech

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    Tier 1 Violation
    These violations will definitely get you banned without any warnings.
    Mods will always be on the lookout for these.


    6. Posting naked, partially naked image or videos of any kind of any human being engaged in any form of sexual conduct.


    I'm not sure if this is specific to sexual conduct, or naked images in general?
     
  10. Diesel66

    Diesel66 My standards for women is like rent-a-centers stan OT Supporter

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    just link it and say NWS NWS NWS.
     
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    Oh good Lord....you really need us to tell you if you have a big dick? Come on dude, get a life. Surely you can take a look down at your own hardon and see whether it is decent or not. And just because it is big doesn't mean you know what you are doing with it, or even that you are a great lover...there's a lot more to great sex than a big dick.

    If you are so insecure that you have to make a thread on here asking for strangers' validation on your penis size, you have some serious issues.

    How are you at eating pussy? That's a much better question. Can you give us some examples of your personal techniques? Humping and pumping with a big cock is one thing, but if you can eat the hell out of some pussy before, during and after, now that's another story entirely!
     
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    are you asking if you should do porn, or just if you have a big dick?

    either way, yes

    any other questions?
     
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    devorced :hsugh:
     
  16. Ep

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    It's not huge, but it's big. Good for you, ya bastard. And yes, it's not called the average size for a reason. On average, men are that size. So if all your girlfriends were dating guys with big ones, they probably did that on purpose
     
  17. Gyrotech

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    Big but women talk it up. K thats all I needed to know. ty.

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    you're supposed to measure circumference, not diameter :hsugh:
     
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    Skills in bed > Penis size

    But if you have both then that's even better. :bigthumb:
     
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    the width of an iPhone is 2.4", get off your pedestal.
     
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    SIR, YOU HAVE A LARGE COCK.
     
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    2.25" diameter is huge. That's like a pringles can.

    You're thinking CIRCUMFERENCE. 2.5" circumference would be a needle dick.
     
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    mf101 is 2.26" in diameter and 8.6" long. Chicks say to him "wow that's really big" and they also say "don't worry, I can deepthroat that because you're mf101."

    mf101 is 6'8" so I guess that explains his size.
     

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