FRK You know what really sucks? Shitting your pants before 9am....

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  1. UncleJohn

    UncleJohn "That guy"

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    I farted and i got a whole lot more then i bargained for :wtc: I had to quickly waddle :wiggle: to the bathroom and scoop the mucky pile out of my boxers and ass crack. Right now I have paper towels stuff in my ass crack to soak up any addtional shit.
     
  2. VSM Si

    VSM Si 3 putt

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  3. Stereo lol

    Stereo lol I don't know if I should say it

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    yeah totally :hsugh:
     
  4. Pizza The Hutt

    Pizza The Hutt OT Supporter

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    What is wrong with you?
     
  5. UncleJohn

    UncleJohn "That guy"

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    umm nothing :rolleyes:
     
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    DSHR Well-Known Member

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    This did not happen.
     
  7. UncleJohn

    UncleJohn "That guy"

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    unfortunatly, it did :hs:
     
  8. Filmboy44

    Filmboy44 Guest

    move away from the pants shitting..its not that funnah anymore



    I like the JO stories better...cause those are :ugh:
     
  9. Anti-social

    Anti-social We deal in lead

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  10. Wolf

    Wolf No one plans to take the path that brings you lowe

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    :hug: it happens.
     
  11. tonyk

    tonyk New Member

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    go shower
     
  12. WhiskyDent

    WhiskyDent Je l'ai fait tout pour le lols

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    but you know what's awesome? shitting someone else's pants before 9am! :coold:
     
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    wrong
    it's shitting your own pants AFTER 9 am. :naughty:
     
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    adult diapers > *
     
  15. UncleJohn

    UncleJohn "That guy"

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    JO? and i'm not trying to be funny, this is a true story :hsd:
     
  16. UncleJohn

    UncleJohn "That guy"

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    i def need some oopps i crapped my pants :wtc:
     
  17. Wolf

    Wolf No one plans to take the path that brings you lowe

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    at home or work?
     
  18. UncleJohn

    UncleJohn "That guy"

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    work :hs:
     
  19. UncleJohn

    UncleJohn "That guy"

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    i shit my pants like 2-3 times a week :wtc:
     
  20. Wolf

    Wolf No one plans to take the path that brings you lowe

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    :hs: :hs: :hs: :hs: :hs: :hs: :hs: :hs: :hs: :hs: :hs: :hs: :hs:
    :hug:
     
  21. Cap

    Cap You know what I think is the worst STD? Babies.

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  22. Cap

    Cap You know what I think is the worst STD? Babies.

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    Sorry. :hsd:
     
  23. UncleJohn

    UncleJohn "That guy"

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    farts are so fun, until you get that one splurger
     
  24. Filmboy44

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    this thread needs an unlinked tubgirl.jpg
     
  25. UncleJohn

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