Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by axio, Aug 16, 2006.
"HEY I HAVE A HAMMER, LET ME SHOOT LASER BEAMS OUT OF IT AT YOU! PEW PEW PEW!" lc
what's annoying about it, its enchanted and its a comic book?
Hammers are made to smash stuff. It would be like having a sword... and it shooting water.
Or DD's billyclub shooting out Matee's (from captain planet) heart powers.
I was never partial to his girly golden locks. It made him look faggy.
tell that to any Scandinavian and let me watch
the pew pew pew sound effects got me.
pics of these things actually happening?
at least thor does use it to smash people most of the time. But I love the extra things Mjolnir can do
At least Ultimate Thor smashes stuff...like Hulk
It's gotta be the beer
Does he THROW his hammer and let him carry him or can he actually fly? The comics never really answer this
He can't fly. The enchantment of the hammer allows him to.
Doop once swallowed his hammer and spit out about a hundred duplicates on the ground which would fly at him when he summoned the true Mjolnir. And this was when Doop was running only off his butt-brain. Imagine the death Thor would have suffered otherwise due to the might of Doop vs. the incompetence of Mjolnir. Doop is IMPERVIOUS! Too bad he/she is dead
And I don't think its any worse than hands or eyes that shoot beams. Eyes are for looking at porn and hands are for masturbating.
also, whats lc mean?? i never see that on any other forums, but ot.
lc = lowercase. Try typing in all CAPS without any smilies and see what happens.
He throws it and then grabs onto the thong to get him started with the flying thing. But then he can control himself while in the air due to mjolnir's enchantment. Mjolnir > *
Oh and for most things, mjolnir just allows Thor to control his innate abilities. He can do most things without Mjolnir, its just not as precise.
I knew Thor was a thong grabber... a male thong grabber!
Daredevil is the Man Without Fear because he already has man-super-AIDS
yea... well.... Colossus is gay!