COMIC You know what always annoyed me about Thor?

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  1. axio

    axio New Member

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    "HEY I HAVE A HAMMER, LET ME SHOOT LASER BEAMS OUT OF IT AT YOU! PEW PEW PEW!" lc
     
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    Jesterkiller ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?

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    what's annoying about it, its enchanted and its a comic book?
     
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    Hammers are made to smash stuff. It would be like having a sword... and it shooting water.

    Or DD's billyclub shooting out Matee's (from captain planet) heart powers.
     
  5. void

    void oh yeah?

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    hahaha :rofl:
     
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    I was never partial to his girly golden locks. It made him look faggy.
     
  8. Bobbot

    Bobbot Safer than a Doombot!

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    tell that to any Scandinavian and let me watch :rofl:
     
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    :rofl: the pew pew pew sound effects got me. :big grin:
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    pics of these things actually happening?
     
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    at least thor does use it to smash people most of the time. But I love the extra things Mjolnir can do :hsd:
     
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    Bobbot Safer than a Doombot!

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    At least Ultimate Thor smashes stuff...like Hulk
     
  14. void

    void oh yeah?

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    fixed :eek4d:
     
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    Bobbot Safer than a Doombot!

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    It's gotta be the beer
     
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    Does he THROW his hammer and let him carry him or can he actually fly? The comics never really answer this

    :squint:

    *heart ring*
     
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    He can't fly. The enchantment of the hammer allows him to.
     
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    Bobbot Safer than a Doombot!

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    Doop once swallowed his hammer and spit out about a hundred duplicates on the ground which would fly at him when he summoned the true Mjolnir. And this was when Doop was running only off his butt-brain. Imagine the death Thor would have suffered otherwise due to the might of Doop vs. the incompetence of Mjolnir. Doop is IMPERVIOUS! Too bad he/she is dead :wtc:
     
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    And I don't think its any worse than hands or eyes that shoot beams. Eyes are for looking at porn and hands are for masturbating.:fawk:
     
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    same here

    also, whats lc mean?? i never see that on any other forums, but ot.
     
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    lc = lowercase. Try typing in all CAPS without any smilies and see what happens.
     
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    He throws it and then grabs onto the thong to get him started with the flying thing. But then he can control himself while in the air due to mjolnir's enchantment. Mjolnir > *

    Oh and for most things, mjolnir just allows Thor to control his innate abilities. He can do most things without Mjolnir, its just not as precise.
     
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    I knew Thor was a thong grabber... a male thong grabber!
     
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    Daredevil is the Man Without Fear because he already has man-super-AIDS
     
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    Jesterkiller ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?

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    yea... well.... Colossus is gay!
     

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