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  1. Jeebus

    Jeebus Well-Known Member

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    Inane weight loss threads appear like the red spots in my pubic area after that one road trip to Naples.
     
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    AB DEFENITION
     
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    BUILT BUT NOT BIG, LIKE BRAD PITT IN FIGHT CLUB.
     
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    Yo I want to lose weight but I fucking love ice cream...and mcdonalds...and wings.. and beer. I don't want to work out...ever. I was kinda hoping i could just sleep the fat away? Is that possible? WTF HELP ME ASSHOLES


    I AM TRYING HARD HERE! YOU ARE ALL JERKS!

    FUCK IT I'M JOINING PLANET FITNESS THEY DON'T JUDGE ME LIKE YOU JUICEMONKIES DO
     
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    flawless. :rofl:
     
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    Jeebus Well-Known Member

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    So what's the deal with Planet Fitness anyway? I worked out at Powerhouse gym once and these 4 huge dudes had shirts on saying "F*** PLANET FITNESS."
     
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    Without getting to into it they cater to the pussy vegan crowd who is scared of anyone with a set of balls. They will kick you out if you:

    - Grunt
    - Use heavy weights
    - Are big
    - Are strong
    - etc


    They fucking have "Pizza Night" and "Bagel Breakfast" days. Oh and they give away tootsie rolls at the counter.


    Its like the ultimate fail when it comes to gyms
     
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    It's more like Planet Failness, amirite?
     
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    energie I like to place an order.. the name? Situation the

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    this forreal?? :noes:
     
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    Ceaze https://hearthis.at/DoYouEvenUplift Moderator

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    judgment free zone and lunk alarm
     
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    Jeebus Well-Known Member

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    Judgement free zone? Seriously, serious lifters dont give a flying fuck about judging everyone who walks across the weight room floor, unless your steps cause slight tremors.
     
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    We give away 35000 free t-shirts every month!
    Have you seen PF's famous candy jars filled with purple and traditional Tootsie Rolls®? We go through over 750,000 each month!
    On Pizza Nights (the first Monday of every month) we go through 3000 pizzas. That's 24000 slices per year!
    The second Tuesday of every month we serve up free bagels to our club members! Come on by and get your own!
    Only at PF!

    :mamoru:

    good info to give out on your fitness website man!
     
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    its fucking genius.

    Keeps 'em comin' back.

    (what)
    i keep em commin back
    (what)
    we keep em commin back...
     
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    Perfect. They should start giving gravy IV's.
    "Shit son, I keep gettin teh fats. WTF is the deal?"
    "Ahh, no problem. Here, let's use the pilates ball for those preacher curls. I am a personal trainer so I know wtf I am doing."
     
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    i want a body like this guy

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    Formz Hipster Santa OT Supporter

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    :| you're a faggot
     
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    his legs aren't wimpy either :bowdown:
     
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    You sure? that guy is fucking jacked. What a musclebound freak! He's prolly slow cause of all that muscle.
     
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    he's not huge, but i think he looks nice :o

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    Shouldn't you be in some bathhouse somewhere with not 5, but 7 black dudes?
     
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    new years resolution dude, max of 3 a week
     
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    Maine trains at Planet fitness :mamoru:
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