You guys ever let one rip in front of a cute girl at the gym?

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  1. JeffMerr

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    :rofl: Happened to me yesterday, was doing rows, this cute girl was training right next to me, like 5 feet away. I had gas all day, but I figured I would get my last set and then take a lap around the gym. On like my 8th rep it came out. Shit stunk too, felt sorry for her.
     
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    That's totally not appropriate. I didn't even make that outrageous of a claim, but you definitely disrespected me, and the entire scientific community on that one. I don't care if you just know that much about the subject, or you are just ignorant to the facts that are in the field that I am an expert on, but come on. Don't bullshit the fact that I know more about this than you do. Just come straight and say you don't know what you're talking about, and we'll be cool. Seriously? This is fucking bullshit, you shouldn't get so riled up about such trivial things, but if you do, you're a fucking faggot. Go home and make love to your fucking real doll. You don't know shit about what we're talking about and you need to fucking leave this thread right now. Buy a bullet and rent a gun, because sir, you are finished in life
     
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    Not a cute girl but definitely alot of people with my ipod on, this one time I just let one go and some dude tapped me on the shoulder and was like "hey brutha do you realize how loud you just farted?"

    I just laughed it off
     
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    hahahaha
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    :rofl:

    I have ripped a pair of boxers and the guy squatting next to me in the rack started laughing mid rep.
     
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    :rofl: :rofl:
    :rofl: :rofl:

    i ripped one doing leg presses the other day :o
     
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    I try to fart in front of the fan at our gym
     
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    i cream some all the time i either get laughs or wierd looks lol
     
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    lol bro lol
     
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    i donno why, but i just started loling when i read that part :rofl:
     
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    In the old school gym I used to fart nonstop
     
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    damn, i ripped two pairs of boxers doing squats. i don't know how loud it was either since i had earphones on. didn't see any reactions though.
     
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    i ripped like 4-5 pairs of boxers, boxer briefs ftw
     
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    I do that all the time...seeing a 320lb dude's face twist in disgust but then realize you are across the gym and he doesn't want to walk that far to kick you ass is hilarious....
     
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    perils of the high protein diet.

    note- adding beneficial flora (acidophilus, yogurt with live cultures, etc can help a lot) as can digestive aids like ginger root.
     
  17. Skeletor

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    any time I do situps I end up farting at least once per set. If there's chicks around I try to wait until they leave, but i mean... if i've already done the first couple and then somebody comes over... sucks for them :o


    the decline situp bench is in the corner too so I feel like some corner-dwelling gym hermit any time somebody comes over and I ripped a stinky one... like I'm just there chillin and farting or something is what they must think haha
     
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    ^^
     
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    same here,
     
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