You guys ever fart or shit when doing squats or deads?

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  1. HorseDick

    HorseDick Active Member

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    Sometimes when I'm maxing I nearly lose all control of my bowels. Makes shitting before the gym an absolute must....I have had a few very close calls where I was locking out a max deadlift and shit almost came shooting out of my ass.

    Dumplomat's thread kinda sparked the idea so I just thought I'd ask if anyone had a similar experience / a fun story to go with it.
     
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    colon control fail
     
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    nah I have farted but never shit.
     
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    I always need to rip one when squatting or deadlifting, but never got to the point of crapping myself.
     
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    you can always try a cork or something. You know those oversized wine bottles at stores or italian places? Yea thats should be a snug fit
     
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    i've only ripped some old boxers and farted
     
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    Yeah man use a buttplugg while you're deadlifting.
    Makes me cum hard mannn.
     
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    4cd-Air Rape seemed like the next logical step

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    I tried shoving a dildo in my ass to block anything from coming out, but the constant pressure on my prostate caused me to cum nonstop, uncontrollably.
     
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    I sharted for the first time in my life a few weeks ago. Fucking embarrassing.
     
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    i use this, so no..

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    is that...... a fucking ..... baby shaped.. butt plug? :eek3::o:ugh:
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: HOLY SHIT
     
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    sometimes when i squat i do. GreenMag kills my stomach is i dont eat something while im drinking it.
     
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    WHERE DO YOU BUY THAT MUST HAVE

    i will call him, steven.
     
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    I fart 9/10 times I do crunches. It's fucking hilarious because there are always a whole bunch of sluts in the same area doing curls with 5lb dumbells and shit.
     
  19. 4cd-Air

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    baby jesus butt plug?
     
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    oh god we're all going to hell now.:mamoru:
     
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    if you insert properly, the nose of the baby's face will stimulate the prostate just right. Then it cries furiously.
     
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    if i squat around 400 i better of takin a shit before the gym or im sharting
     
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    Hope you are able to keep a straight face cause I sure can't :rofl:
     
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