Dear Cock Smugglers, My name is Skyler, but everyone calls me Alphabet because i'm the ALPHA male and you better BET on it. You chumps make me sick, hanging out on your nerd website all day jerking off to fat chicks, making your gay little posts about "fitness," and dressing up like faggots and ejaculating to tranny porn. Lets face it, the chicks can't resist my bangin' guns. When I walk up into the club the bitches can't wait for the Alphabet to wrap his pimp mitts around their titties. I have a .312 batting average (not that you fags even know what that means), and can drink all of you children under the table. You losers need to get a fucking life. Dude, you guys would probably cut your own dicks off to be able to observe my life for one day, much less live it. I am buff, tuff, and ruff, broski! My body is tanned and chiseled - because I use PROTEIN and go to the GYM. You worthless excuses for men don't know how that works. Try not to suck your protein supplements out of a dude's cock. Even if the dude's name is "Jim." Pic related: that's me with my mits on some sweater puppies up in da club.