You brolys get massages?

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  1. Mr. Fishtaco

    Mr. Fishtaco New Member

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    As of late I've been going in for 40-60 minute massage sessions when I feel drained, and I think it's helping a lot for my recovery. It also feels good, man. But that shit gets expensive so I only go about once a month.

    What do you guys think about them? Waste of money? Useful for lifters? How to get happy ending?
     
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    I went to one last week. I came out of there more sore than when i went in. I also managed to fell asleep halfway through.

    Pro tip: the registered MTs seems to be older. The hot young perky ones are usually not registered/certified yet.
     
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    i would go once a week
     
  4. synthetic

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    thats what a GF is for....

    or if you dont have one and got some cash got to an aZn one, @ 60$+ you better be getting a happy ending...


    at that beign said, mr fishtaco seems you are near san diego, i can make a recommendation.
     
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    I get massages approx 3x/month. Two of those are ART, the other is just a regular massage. It is expensive. I think it helps with injury prevention, and it sure makes me feel a hell of a lot better. Now if there were only an asian massage place around here...
     
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    I'm in the bay area.

    And yes, I've read that Asian Massage Parlors are known for offering extra services :naughty::ugh:
     
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    used to get them fairly regularly, havnt had one in a while but I need one pretty bad
     
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    one of the best messages i ever had was in greece, a volcanic rock massage... i injured my foot a week before running, and not so long after the massage my gf saw me walking normal and not grimicing after the pain... although at 150$usd its pricey
     
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    For $150 that one should come with a happy ending.
     
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    You talking about hot stone massages? Or does it have to be volcanic rock with sugar free dark chocolate and organic omega3 fatty acids with resveratrol coating?
     
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    hot stones using those rocks formed by volcanoes or whatever
     
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    i just go to the local asian massage parlor. they do a pretty damn good swedish massage, and depending on the girl, they'll throw in a happy ending. you cant complain about that for $60
     
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    tried ART and it hurts like motherfucker. never again.
     
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    they must be FAT FREE
     
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    awesome :rofl:
     
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    you joking? lol
     
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    I had a deep tissue massage and I was in tears near the end, really wasnt prepared for how bad it would hurt especially when they dig in near the traps and the glutes :(
     
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    Yes, I love dating a sports massage/myofacial release specialist massage therapist.
     
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    I've never gotten a professional massage. I've always wanted to start going regularly (once a week maybe) to help with recovery and more importantly as a stress reliever. I know some friends that like to go the last day of their finals. Finish finals, get awesome massage, and then get drunk. They seem to like it.

    I just don't have the $50+ a week to throw away right now.

    My girl took a class or two on massaging and I used to get them regularly, but lately she's been lazy with that shit. Time to regulate I guess :squint:
     
  20. jdm-cd5

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    lol no. i didnt think places like that exist around here but my friend told me about em. some of the asian girls are pretty damn cute. supposedly they'll even fuck you if you throw $100 extra. i wouldnt know for sure because i dont pay for sex
     
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    My ex was really into massages....She gave great full body massages and facial massages....Fuck me I miss that.....
     
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    you dont pay for sex but you pay for hand jobs? :rofl:
     
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    No way man. You pay for the massage. The hand j is just a freebie. What are you supposed to turn it down??? No wonder your dick doesnt work:rofl:







    :love:
     
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    My massages are covered by insurance. However, it's requried to be done by a liscenced RMT.

    But, i'm okay with that. I've had a "sweedish massage" and in all honesty i think they suck. The girls aren't strong enough, nor do they go deep enough.

    I'll take strong man-hands on my back over that anyday (no homo)
     
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    Then you need to get the right kind of massage. A sweedish isn't supposed to be rough or deep.
     
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