GUN Yar Rumor Thread v.1

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  1. Admitted

    Admitted I shouldn't be on OT right now.

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    Yar's urine is pure Hoppe's #9.

    Yar wipes his ass with CLP cleaning patches.

    Yar's bedsheets are made of silicon.




    ibhopesreallybadthatthisdoesntfail.butprobablywill.:noes:
     
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    hmmm. No comment
     
  3. xpinchx

    xpinchx hes got a nice cock, on the thin side but its stil

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    Wiping your ass with cleaning patches would not be an easy feat.
     
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    imperial Lurker | Gun | STI Crew OT Supporter

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    Ass + patch + jag + cleaning rod = failure.
     
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    Admitted I shouldn't be on OT right now.

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    Yar sleeps in a safe.

    Yar's house does not have a humidifier, but has numerous dehumidifiers.

    Yar bathes in Slip2000.
     
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    xpinchx hes got a nice cock, on the thin side but its stil

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    Yeah this thread is full of fail BTW.
     
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    Admitted I shouldn't be on OT right now.

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    Fucking AIDS.
     
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    Triad I deficate locomotives.

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    Yar once field stripped an AR-15, SKS, Glock 19 and a AK with one hand, using only a paper clip and a pair of tweezers.

    Yar once killed a black bear with a 10/22 and now uses pure bear fur to clean the barrels of his guns.
     
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    yup
     
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    You are now my friend, unlike the rest of these non-bandwagon starting baby killers.
     
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    how much can i buy pure bear fur for? per gram? ounce?
     
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    i use a de-humidifier :hsugh:
     
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    kuh buhl az ?
     
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    Triad I deficate locomotives.

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    A kilo is going for about $25000 right now.
     
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    I thought it was funny. :hs:
     
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    can you move that kind of weight?
     
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    Triad I deficate locomotives.

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    Canadian Truckers can be our best friends.
     
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    Yar once killed a coyote with a 9mm bullet.

    He couldn't get to his bag so he stripped a round out of his spare magazine and threw it at the coyote.
     
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    when on a first date, yar insists to the woman that he 'break her in properly'. which of course involves him giving 1 pelvic thrust and then douching with summer's eve coated with KY, and then with a dry summer's eve. and then two thrusts, and douching. etc.
     
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    yar reloads spent condom wrappers
     
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    when reloading, yar uses his own ballsack sweat as case lubricant. and yeah, he collects it from yo momma's chin
     
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    the tiananmen square massacre was actually just an overblown school shooting perpetrated by a (loan) young, disaffected yar before he immigrated to america
     
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    if yar was around in 1945, america would have had an infinite supply of nuclear bombs, instead of just two. he would have reloaded them.
     

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