Xyience bars

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  1. Elfling

    Elfling New Member

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    taste like ass.

    I've gotten two free in shipments lately, berry and cinnamon/oatmeal. Both are atrociously awful.
     
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    siniquezu New Member

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    will avoid. ps. just out of curiousity, how many times have you tasted ass?
     
  3. Elfling

    Elfling New Member

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    Several times, actually! :mamoru: always after a shower however.
     
  4. Ceaze

    Ceaze https://hearthis.at/DoYouEvenUplift Moderator

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    i don't like ANY protein bars
     
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    black jesus OT Supporter

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  6. Elfling

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    If it doesn't float your boat, fine. Doesn't bother me. Especially since I'm highly unlikely to ever be in a remotely sexual situation with you :mamoru:
     
  7. Marijuanair

    Marijuanair Remember to have your pet spayed or neutered! OT Supporter

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    I bought a box of 15 fruit breakfast protein bars, the original price was $45 :ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh: but it was on sale for $15 (12 bars btw). I decided to give them a try, partially because of the original price of $45... Basically, they look, and taste like that bulk birdseem mix, smashed into a rectangular shape. I can barely choke them down, and that's pretty bad considering I eat alot of shit that is "good for you" but tastes like ass. I try to have one a week to get rid of the fuckers, tehy do have decent nutrition stats and 27g protein... but I would Highly recommend AGAINST them.
     
  8. Marijuanair

    Marijuanair Remember to have your pet spayed or neutered! OT Supporter

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    Would you consider joining heidi and I elf? (she was disapointed you didnt comment on her pics) :hs:
     
  9. Elfling

    Elfling New Member

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    I have to say I'm pretty much down on protein bars of any kind, there's so many awful ones out there, it's just not worth the money.

    Peanut butter+ honey + whey makes an awesome softish cookie-type thing, anyways.
     
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    I've commented on them lots of times! :love: She's so adorable.
     
  11. Marijuanair

    Marijuanair Remember to have your pet spayed or neutered! OT Supporter

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    I ment the new ones. She reads OT but doesnt post sometimes, so I dunno if what she tells me is true or not anyways.
     
  12. dengar

    dengar seans is a afta marchsollwe in his gir! OT Supporter

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    Has anybody tried the cran raz energy drink?

    Judging by the commercials it has to be awesome!
     
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    Eat em, they'll toughen you up like a UFC fighter.
     
  14. MaineSucks

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    fuck xyience
     
  15. Genghis.Tron

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    I've tasted some decent bars. The Detour ones are good but a little hard, Ultimate Nutrition Caramel-Chocolate Cookie Dough tastes like caramel candy and it's chewy and there's Isoflex Triple Layer Protein Bar that were fine too.
    I got each of these bars on sale at 6$CAN for 12 bars which is why I got them anyway :cool:
     
  16. Formz

    Formz Hipster Santa OT Supporter

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    Are you doing the PB + whey + honey + 350° oven?
     
  17. Elfling

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    Nope, I just mix it all up, sometimes add some powdered milk, shape into balls, and refrigerate.
     
  18. Formz

    Formz Hipster Santa OT Supporter

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    ahh okay, I've seen a lot of recipes.
     
  19. Chris3G

    Chris3G Bullshark Testosterone

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    people seem to be liking the new designer supplements bar. it's sweetened with honey.
     
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    Yea, they shipped me a Cinnamon and Oat one too, it was like a brick, I almost chipped a tooth when I took a bite, I didn't try for two, it went straight in the trash.
     
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    LBFilmGuy LOL why u mad tho?

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    anyone ever had that power bar protein plus vanilla yogurt flavor?

    :yum: its good
     
  23. Jago

    Jago It helps if you hit it.

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    Have you tried the Xyience drink yet?
     
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    Jam_Master_J New Member

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    Why just the other day she enjoyed an under sack snack courtesy of yours truely.
     
  25. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    Do you use jelly or syrup?
     
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