As I was leaving my gym today I see this yellow poster next to the door, and it reads : You asked for it, we got em! 16 New Steppers 6 New Elliptical 13 New Treadmills 11ty New Vagina Sanders (Numbers are estimates) We already have like 40 of each of those things, which are never all in use. (Only 35 Vagina Sanders, but still.) The gym is literally 75 % cardio equipment, 18 % Nautilus and 7 % Free Weights. I can't take this much longer, I may have to jump ship to the Answer is Fitness (link). And they Asked for it? What the shit is that? I can't ever get a fucking bench in this place, and all of the dumbells are falling apart, plus I've been bitching at these people to get another squat rack (We have 1.) for over a year. Hell, I showed them where to put it, and said I'd chip in. Jonno works out at the same gym as me, and if he isn't at least 35 % as pissed as I am, he's getting pinched so hard his delt will fall off. So, I ask you: What the fuck is the matter with people?