LGBT wtf is it with girls?!

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  1. cedric

    cedric I don't have a contract

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    I went to this club tonight with 4 guys and this girl. We were having a good time, drinking and just hanging out. The entire place is empty and since we have nothing else to do, I start talkin to this girl who's tending the bar. I straight up tell her that I'm gay and we're talking for a good 20 minutes and having a good time since the place is empty and she doesn't have to deal with customers. Anyway, the rest of the night, I'm either talking to my friends or just cruising the place on my own. When we're ready to leave, the one girl we were with was just pissed off and wouldn't talk to anyone. I'm kinda drunk, but I'm wondering wtf is going on. I was told by the other guys we were with that she's angry with me. I didn't do a damn thing to her!
     
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    DatacomGuy is moving to Canada

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    That's women for you. Welcome to the straight world where most spend 95% of their time trying to figure out why women are pissed at them 100% of the time...
     
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    suckmyexhaust New Member

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    From that last sentence, I am thinking she is an attention whore or she didn't know you were gay.
     
  4. cedric

    cedric I don't have a contract

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    from what I'm told, she knows that I'm gay or at least has an idea that I am. but, yes, she has a tendancy to be somewhat of a drama queen.
     
  5. Filmboy44

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    attention whore to be honest with you.
     
  6. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    She expected to be the girl there getting all of the attention from you. She was wrong. Was the bartender hot? If so, it may have made her feel inadequate. Women are super shallow about certain things [who looks better, who has the better hair, who has the better ass, who has the better man, who has the better fags to hag...]. They always claim that men compare dick-size, but the truth is that most of them compete about everything imaginable (just not in the open)... Instead of vocalizing their own judgments to one another, they rather drop cues that lead to other's vocalizing their judgments. (Have you seen "Mean Girls"??) If you don't mind being bothered, pacify her by telling explaining to her just how sorry you are for 'leaving her alone' the other night (even though she was surrounded by friends :rolleyes: ), and that her friendship means the world to you. Maybe say that you were only talking to that 'slutty bimbo' to get free drinks.

    Oh women...:coolugh:
     
  7. cedric

    cedric I don't have a contract

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    Ok...I'll try to address all of these in order.

    - Yes the bartender was eleventy billion times hotter than the girl we were with.

    - Yes I've seen Mean Girls, which was a lot better than I expected it to be.

    - And fuck no, I'm not apologizing to her, because I don't think I did anything wrong. And if she thinks she can get mad at me for something stupid like that, then she can go fuck herself.

    The funny thing is that I only talked to the hot bartender because I was bored and this particular club refused to give us our Coronas in the bottles in which they belong. They actually poured them into plastic cups (which makes them taste like crap BTW). We actually had a lot in common, like interest in art. If I was straight I would've been into her. I tried to get her number just for the hell of it, but had to settle for a handfull of guest passes instead.
     
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    cedric I don't have a contract

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    You're probably right. I was told later on in the night that she expected me to hang out with her at the club while my other friends went to go hit on girls. When I went to start a conversation with the bartender, she got all butt-hurt and wouldn't talk for the rest of the night.
     
  9. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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  10. cedric

    cedric I don't have a contract

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    See, to be perfectly honest, this is one of the main reasons why I'm glad I'm not straight. I don't mean to stereotype or anything, but most girls that I know expect you to read into them and they have these unrealistic expectations of guys. I am not the kind of guy to put up with that crap, simply because I'm not interested in them for anything more than friendship. Most straight guys will put up with their bullshit just because they want something out of it. When it comes to playing their games, I won't even bother and that's when they tend to get pissed at me.

    I'm contemplating, from now on, just telling the girls I'm interested in having a serious friendship with that I'm gay and maybe that'll make things easier on the both of us.
     
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    cedric I don't have a contract

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    hey coco, what do you think of steve with the pink pin-striped santa hat? I thought I'd put a little Closet-style twist on the santa hat fad. :greddy: :mamoru:
     
  12. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    I liiike! Since Ferron is home recovering from surgery, he was playing with the idea of adding rainbow santa hats to my Av...:mamoru: Likewise, I wanted some type of queer spin...
     
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    DatacomGuy is moving to Canada

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    Word x 100000000
     
  14. BalkanBabe

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    from a girl's point of view... i must agree with all the men in here.. that's why i don't have many female friends--too much drama.. anyways.. it's been mentioned already but ima tell you again hon... attention whore.. she wanted you to be with her because everybody else was out gettin booty and she was alone.. and because she got jealous of the hot bartender.. if i was her.. i would've went up to the hot chicky and asked her for dem digitz :yum: instead of being all pissed and shit the whole night.. she wanted you all to herself and baby didn't get what she wanted.. aww.. (NOT!!!)
    :rolleyes:
     
  15. TommyBoiSxty9

    TommyBoiSxty9 here, but I'm really gone

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    Also why if you're a gay male and you're going to have lots of female friends, make sure they're more the Fag Hag type girls. They love their gay men and are awesome friends. My roommate, for example, she's gorgeous -- she can get about any guy she wants. However, most of her male friends are gay and she hates (well not hates) straight bars -- she completely prefers going out w/ us and going to gay bars.

    1. She has more fun.
    2. (according to her) most of the guys @ the str8 bars are poorly dressed, annoying, chauvanistic slobs.
    3. (according to her) The drinks suck (this i agree on)
    4. We have better drinks at gay bars.
    -No measured pourers (+ Rockstar Dave working) or Tim drunk and u order a Vodka Tea and it has no color.
    -Monday @ Cathode - Big ass Drink Nite (aka $4 bucks for a Quart of Long Island, Long Beach, Melon Balls, or Blue MotherFuckers) yum :beer:
    -Tues @ Cathode $2.50 for any Martini/Cosmo w/ Stoli in it :yum:
    I want a drink lol
     
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    cedric I don't have a contract

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    I don't see myself collecting fag hags any time soon. I've always been more of a guy's guy. As a result, I have very few close girl friends, maybe 4 or 5. The ones that I do have are among the rare few that hate drama as much as I do.
     
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    I hate fussy girls like that. I know too many of them. I guess she must have a thing for you, and got jealous even though she knows you weren't going to do anything. :dunno:
     
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    Women, you can't live with them and you can't live without them.:mamoru:
     
  19. cedric

    cedric I don't have a contract

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    What would I need them for? :fawk::greddy:
     
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    RedGoober4Life New Member

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    I've met one girl that I can somewhat get along with. And this person I have been friends with for 6 years now. But we really don't spend a whole lot of time going out together anymore since well, she's too busy going to the canada clubs and bars and I don't care for that crap.

    OH WELL.
     
  21. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    I have many a hag, and I can't seem to get them all in the same room together... I have very few that don't bicker with one another, as if competing over their fags. And the few that don't bicker, all claim me as their primary fag and feel as though they are my primary hag. And the way I see it, why correct them if their personal rationalizations keep them argument-free?? :mamoru:
     
  22. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    Example of hag-on-hag hate:



    For Ferron's birthday, three of my girls went to a casino with him to celebrate. I had to separate my time into three groups because they didn't wanna be around one another.. Ferron was like, 'fuck it, I'm not playing these games; today is my day' and went on with his life :rofl:
     
  23. BalkanBabe

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    i seriously believe that girls are good for only one thing.. sex.

    im not a fag hag.. although there are times when i want CoCo all to myself :naughty: anyways.. all my friends, both crooked and straight, enjoy goin to gay bars/clubs way much more than the straight ones.. the straight ones are made for like viagra-takin-chauvanistic-pigs. the gay ones.. omg.. they have to kick me out if they want to get rid of me

    btw.. CoCo.. you have a drink named after you.. Bacardi CoCo... coconut flavored rum .. :yum:
     
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  24. BalkanBabe

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    cum n join the sea-otter-lovin group :wavey:
     
  25. Ferron

    Ferron So yes, I'll see you there.

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    You only think it's coconut flavoring. I've seen the machine they use to get CoCo's essence into alcohol form:eek4:
     

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