WTF, crazy girl...

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  1. CaLAbria

    CaLAbria New Member

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    On Sat night, went to a club. Story is long, came back with a very nice piece of women. She is about to suck me and she goes down and saya "thats not up to my standards". When she said that, im like WTF (im about 7 1/4 too). No one has ever said, actually ive had a few say the other way around, but it basically made me rethink my size and made me depressed. JW, why are some girls like that "size counts" shit when they really know its the "motion of the ocean".
     
  2. Kalypso

    Kalypso New Member

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    Stupid mindgames.
     
  3. Baited

    Baited Fur Ballin OT Supporter

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    so... what happened afterwards? you slap her and choke her on your dick or what
     
  4. Yail Bloor

    Yail Bloor OT Supporter

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    it was a test, and you failed

    you accepted her frame, instead of sticking with yours

    you have a large penis, this is your frame and no woman should ever be able to convince you otherwise

    forget her words, they mean nothing

    i'm assuming this was the end of the sexual interaction?
     
  5. Yail Bloor

    Yail Bloor OT Supporter

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    What are you talking about?

    Women don't play games! She must only have sex with men who have 10 inchers!

    How dare you insinuate that a lovely, fragile woman would ever use a tactic!

    I'm appalled.
     
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    wow, that really is something. she must be a true whore to say something like that.


    7.5 is longer than average if i can remember regards to a college male study.
     
  7. NCS

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    totally agree with you yail, but what would an appropriate answer/reaciton be?
     
  8. Yail Bloor

    Yail Bloor OT Supporter

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    "Wow, your vagina must be huge! Fuck it, since we're here I might as well throw my above-average-sized hotdog down your hallway."
     
  9. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    ha ha, you are small :rolleyes:
     
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    mandarin orange OT Supporter

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    you sure it's about the size? maybe it was really dirty and hairy? or maybe it smelled? maybe it's too thin?
     
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    :ugh: what the hell is with you people wanting to call everything "games".
     
  12. antihero

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    I would have just assumed it was teasing, because my frame is unshakeable.

    edit: Or maybe i would think that i was a bit overdue on some manscaping. Is it possible that her comment had nothing to do with the size?
     
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    Wow, that was rude. I think the correct response would have been to pick up all her crap and toss it out the front door, along with her. Hopefully she was in a state of undress. Then grab a camera and take pictures.

    I mean ... seriously ... :lol:
     
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    correct response would have been to tell her to get the fuck out. Seriously, no one (man or woman) should tolerate that kind of disrespect.
     
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    "You're not exactly Jessica Alba yourself, but fucking you is better than going home alone. Now are you going to do something useful down there or should I call a cab?"
     
  16. whamola

    whamola Tonight....you.

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    Did she do it anyhow, or was that it?
     
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    moses OMGWTFBBQ

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    :bowdown:
     
  18. CaLAbria

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    na, we did it, but i was pretty pissed until i knew what she said was wrong (i could tell by her face). im not hairy, smelly, or thin by any means. btw, i thought 6 was ave not 7.5in?
     
  19. KindlyCuddly

    KindlyCuddly Irina Lazareanu

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    She was most likely joking if your dick is that big. o_O
     
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    I would have had a lot of fun with her. Damn, I love it when a random whore throws out something like that.

    You could have said so many things... haha, instead you became the bitch that she was testing to see if you were.
     
  21. Shadoglare

    Shadoglare NeoCon Commie Hitler Wanna-Be

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    Well, she did go home with some random guy she didn't know. Kinda goes with the territory - and we're *surpised* she's f*cked up?? :rolleyes:
     
  22. Kalypso

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    What the fuck else would you call that?

    Actions speak louder than words. She was about to give him a blowjob, and saw his dick, this means she wanted sex, or wanted him to think she wanted sex, and then she blue-balled him for either no reason, or a highly stupid reason (Saying he has a small dick when he doesn't). I'd guess she's trying to get him into a weak position so she can take control of him, or she's just fucking with him, either way it doesn't really make much sense, and she's probably a bitch, and what she did was some stupid mindgame.

    I don't even know what else you'd really call it, everything isn't a game but when you're about to suck someones dick, it's 7+ inches long and you stop because it's 'too short,' what other motivation is there? She's fucking with him. And it's not cool.
     
  23. jackjohnson

    jackjohnson simple as something nobody knows OT Supporter

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    damn wtf. i'm only 6" imagine how I feel now! :wtc:
     
  24. CaLAbria

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    ya, its fine guys. i called her today and asked her what was up with that comment. she said it was a joke to see how i would react. she also reassured me that my cock wasnt small, yet the opposite she explained. im going to guess in a few days ill resee her again.
     
  25. lauren

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    different things turn on different people.... it's not universal.


    granted, theres tactful, and then there's this.
     

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