wtf condom/my dick?

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  1. Naturally Baked

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    ok so I got my first maginum today and tried it on, its still too tight :( but not as bad as a normal condom...what should I use? My dick is almost 7inches but VERY thick..is it safe to use these bigger condoms even though my dick isnt that long? I just find other condoms VERRRRRYYY tight and uncomfortable
     
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    strik9 Verbing weirds language.

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    how do you even fit a dick inside of a girl when a magnum is too tight :dunno:
     
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    i dont know...it kinda sucks...my dick is ALMOST 3 of my fingers wide :(
     
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    Yuppy Have a seat right there....

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    yea i have that problem, thats why i dont use em anymore. google special sized condoms if you want to solve the problems.
     
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    u ever tried to use a fleshlight? I wanna order one but dont know if ill fit...ive tried using toilet paper rolls and i can only get the tip in :wtc: :hsugh:
     
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    strik9 Verbing weirds language.

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    must suck a little, but the look of astonishment when you whip it out has to equal it out

    im average in every aspect of the penis so i know nothing about larger condoms.....my only advice would be to snatch a sheep(is there even a singular to this word cause i don't know of it) and make your own :bigthumb:
     
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    We might need verification pics in this thread, for sure:naughty:

    As far as advice goes, they have XXL condoms where we shop, have you tried those? If they are still too tight, follow Yuppy's advice, pretty much end of thread right there.

    Lucky girlfriend! Thick cocks FTW...

    DA
     
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    lol yea I guess haha


    I wish I was a little longer rather than thick but w/e
     
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    hah I thought about posting up in FS but im still a little bit shy
     
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    Wait, wah? What are you doing with the toilet paper rolls?!?! I'm obviously female, but wouldn't that hurt like a bitch??

    Try this:) We cracked up watching this in FS, but it's not a bad idea!

    DA
     
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    when ur horny youll try anything you see witha hole in it :coolugh: :hs:

    I dont think itd hurt with lube, ive heard of ppl doing it before

    and thanks for the vid, haha
     
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    Oh my god... well, I am not one to judge, I tried a turkey baster on myself when I was a lot younger. Not the same as a cock, let me tell you;)

    Just... cardboard? Eugh! Okay I'm over it, but maybe get some crazy lubed condoms of some sort. Do you have an SO or no?

    DA
     
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    Not exactly, and id consider myself gay sooooooooo lol, but im open to letting anything happen if you know what i mean :naughty: dont like to classify myself with a label
     
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    Ha ha, I wasn't offering, just asking if you have a partner or not. Sometimes that changes my answers, sometimes not. Just curious:) Mostly curious about the toilet paper roll!!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl: I'll let that go now, seriously, I swear...

    DA
     
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    u sure u werent offering? :naughty: :rofl:


    hahaha Its not like I tried it yesterday, I tried it a few months ago when I was horny/drunk/alone lol...you'd be suprised what some guys would do :mamoru:
     
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    No, I know, the water wing guy proves it! Plus there was another dude on there who lubed up a baggie, stuck his cock in there and screwed his bed! Okay, now I'm derailing your thread...

    Back on topic, good luck finding the condoms, and now that I know your headed south of the balls with that thing, I'm not sure your future SO is so lucky after all!! :rofl::rofl:

    DA
     
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    I know.....I know for a fact I would never take it....few weeks ago I tried to give it and I got a 1/4 of the way and they go "OW OW OW OW OW OW....no" his face was like :wtc:+:ugh: so I had to stop :rofl:



    Ive also tried that baggy thing and it didnt do anything for me :rofl::rofl:

    Theres a whole site out there dedicated to techniques

    and thanks for the good luck!! I think ill need it :hs:

    might just have to stick w/ magnums even thought i feel like they cut off my circulation lol
     
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    Who knows, they might make your dick feel smaller to your partner, you might want to stick with them for their girdle effect!!!

    Ha ha, sorry man, but you screwed your bed TOO! This is my new favorite thread... you're the best:)

    /DA
     
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    :hug:

    ill admit ive screwed more than just my bed
     
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    i thought the toilet paper roll thing was just a barometer to how big your penis is. like the diameter of the roll is the same as that of a regular condom or something.

    am i right on that?
     
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    yeah, but ive used it to try and get off before...i didnt even come close to getting in though....:wtc:

    and ive tried all brands as well lol
     
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    Fuck that

    My dick hasn't ever fit in a TP roll since I first thought to try that same sort of measuring up some time in my teens. I just bought condoms until I found something I liked. It's all personal preference, we don't know what his comfort threshold is, so the best we can do for the thread starter is keep making suggestions.
     
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    Midgetized Don't mess with Douche Cat

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    :werd: try those instead
     
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    :eek3:

    You're going anal with that thing? lol :hsugh:
     
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