Wow, what the hell?

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  1. IspitHotFire

    IspitHotFire 3 Greatest rappers of all time ? Dylan, Dylan, and

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    I haven't worn a condom during sex for over a year (ex gf on the pill).


    This new girl and I have had sex 3 times unprotected, no pill - yes it was a mistake. no harm no foul.


    Today we both get into it, i actually end up going into her unprotected and was like wait hold up i have a condom....

    trying to find it I go semi hard, and when i figure out in the dark how to put it on Im barely even hard. Get back in bed and the embarassing "I have an amazing looking girl infront of me and i cant get my boner back" happen :o


    I'm thinking I can attribute this to a number of things

    1. I have a really important test for my fraternity in 2:30 hours

    2. No condom use for year

    3. I stopped masturbating? I remember last time I was using condoms I was masturbating

    4. girl answered a call from her long distance sort of ex bf right when I got a huge boner.... :ugh:


    I dont want that ever to happen again. SHe was cool about it but still for me its like what the fuck ?
     
  2. dscallaway69

    dscallaway69 New Member

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    i can't get over the fact that she answered a call what the hell is that about. Also yeah you are probaly just puting to much thought into it. Just relax and don't stress. It is like riding a bike.
     
  3. PigBimpin

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    happens to everyone don't sweat it
     
  4. RedVsBlue

    RedVsBlue Penguins > *

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    And it must be that time of the month, this is the second "my dick doesnt work" thread ive seen this morning. By now you must know how to do a search?
     
  5. Apothis

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    This has happened to me more than once. If the girl is nice, she shouldn't mind getting you warmed up again. If she's a dumb bitch then you may be outta luck. The way I see it though, it's not necessarily uncommon or "bad" to lose some steam if you have to stop and do something you don't feel like doing, like fumbling around with wrappers. And dicks don't exactly work like light switches anyway. It's (generally) not like it can't easily be warmed up again, it's just a matter of if she is still into it.

    Those moments are definitely embarrassing as hell, but any decent girl shouldn't hold it against you.
     
  6. RedDawg

    RedDawg Well-Known Member

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    haha so your standing there ready to go with a huge boner, and she answers the phone to talk to her ex. :rofl:
     
  7. Kinks

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    :rofl:

    Is her name 'Paris' by any chance? :p
     
  8. JustaMeThang

    JustaMeThang New Member

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    Whats up with the name callin people? Be nice, or get out. Its simple.
     
  9. zanyspy_dude

    zanyspy_dude King of teh n00bz

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    This used to happen to me....are you sure the condoms aren't too small?
     
  10. JaxFlJon

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    After having sex without a condom I won't be able to go back. Condoms just suck.
     
  11. Freeze Time

    Freeze Time New Member

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    At least you are being smart about the unprotected sex thing... kids are a bad thing at this point in your life. Do everything you can to not have one.
     
  12. alex__

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    So do STDs :ugh:
     
  13. BlazinBlazer Guy

    BlazinBlazer Guy Witness to The De-Evolution of Mankind.

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  14. JustaMeThang

    JustaMeThang New Member

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    If you dont like your posts being censored, dont make any that are not appropriate. If you want to talk shit, and cause drama, stay in the main forum please. The Vag is not the place for wiseass remarks. Hate to do this in public, but your PMs are full. If you have something further to say about this, PM myself and I will pass it along to an Smod, as sarcasim wont be tolerated.
     

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