FRK Wow, things in my Sexual life still do supirse me. (LONG)

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  1. crunchy_black

    crunchy_black OT Supporter

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    Hi, my names Mat, and i never have ( my opinion) anything worthy to add to FS so i never post here.

    Hanging out with this chick i dated years back, we are some what fuck buddys now.

    I've done this chick in the ass previously - She came purely from me fucking her in the ass. :naughty: - i was surprised, but thats not what i'm talking about.

    My OT Secret Santa sent me this black Dildo all the way from the USA.
    Here is me pictured with the lovely Dildo
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    Link to SS thread. http://forums.offtopic.com/showthread.php?t=3597996



    Anyway,
    So i decided to fuck my girl in the pussy and use the dildo in the ass.

    Did it doggy first, that was fun.
    Put her on her back next.
    I was thrusting my cock, pulling out and when i pull out my cock i thrust in the dildo with my hand :x::x:
    I did that for a while, she is loving it btw.

    Then she is like "I gotta go to the toilet"
    I get pissed off, cause she always goes to the toilet at bad times :squint:

    Pull out the dildo, i put a condom on it.. thank god i did cause it was covered in shit and it stank bad.
    Wrap it up in tissues and put it in my bin.

    Waiting a while, i go to toilet to make my girl hurry up.
    I walk in there she has this bizzare look on her face...
    im like

    "whats wrong??"
    'Nothing!!'
    "did you get diarrhea?, did your poo get stuck up your butt?, did you shit blood?.. what!!!"
    'nothing'
    "did you orgasm?"

    She then has this goofy smile on her face and says "no" in a sarcastic tone.
    Im like.. did you do a shit and orgasm??
    hit the nail on the head.
    SHE DID A SHIT AND ORGASMED.

    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


    Her reasons being.

    She wasn't worrying about me looking at her body, not worried about shit splatting on her leg ( which happened previously :naughty: ) not worried about 2 other things which i forget, all of which was stopping her from orgasm.

    So as soon as she gets to the toilet she is 100% relaxed.

    :mamoru::mamoru:

    She told me not to tell anyone cause it was too embarrassing :coolugh:
    But OT doesn't count right?

    Pic of girl for OT reference


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    Anyone else heard of this happening?
     
  2. spoolinrb25det

    spoolinrb25det Skyline Crew

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    hahahahahahaaahaaa
     
  3. Uder

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    :bowrofl:

    That's digustingly awesome!
     
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    Hahaha, Thats probably the most random thing i'll read today.
     
  5. notaniceperson

    notaniceperson -I'm an ASSHOLE!

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    POOGASM FTW!
     
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    She does look like a freaky one
     
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    Your Secret Santa approves of this thread.
     
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    VibraNation www.VibraNation.com

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    I have never heard that term before. Thats awesome. Shitorgasm...
     
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    dumb_end_user Sad Gus

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    Never heard of anyone having an orgasm by pooping but I have made a few girls cum hard enough to poop :o
     
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    "did a shit" I love it.
     
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    LOL! :bigthumb:
     
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    :rofl::rofl::coolugh:

    Thats a keeper!
     
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    Diesel66 My standards for women is like rent-a-centers stan OT Supporter

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    if you ever feel you can't satisfy her, just buy her a couple MRE's. When she pushes out that log, it will be a 48 hour orgasm
     
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  17. BedBunny

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    wow... are those potato chips smashed up all over your floor? :eek:

    and as for your story... shit happens. :p
     
  18. crunchy_black

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    My secret santa had a open pringle can wrapped up.. i open the wrapping paper very fast which meant busted pringles went everywhere :squint:
     
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    +1 :rofl:
     
  20. Thread is still disgusting even with the incredibly hot chick.
     

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