wow soccer kicks my ass

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  1. Yuppy

    Yuppy Have a seat right there....

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    i can run on the elliptical @ 10 resistance for about 50 minutes but I can barely play soccer for 6 minutes of game time without getting horribly winded.

    and when i run on the machine I am going a lot faster than anyone else working out @ my gym.

    but man i had fun running today and i noticed that i could really push the bigger guys around (im 6'1 205, but the guys who were bigger than me were 6'5 and 280 or so, but fat and outta shape)

    i hadnt played soccer in a few years so I just played the man not the ball (i shoved and tripped people a lot instead)

    we almost got in a fight too, so i yelled to them to quit being school boy bitches and play the game

    i think im going to adjust my cardio training by running more outside. its way different running on a real surface.
     
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    lol @ tripping people. soccer is pretty much HIIT. you're not running at just one pace. so yeah, 45 mins each half of jog sprint. one thing we did during training was to sprint balls out the width of the pitch and jog the length. once fitness levels got up, we'd sprint the length and jog the width etc
    what position do you play btw?
     
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    http://youtube.com/watch?v=p_st29mlQwU

    one in the red does his ACL inside oppostions penalty box.. one opposition player was stupid enough to stand over him and mock him for faking it while hes withering around in pain

    cue his response several years later!
     
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    Yuppy Have a seat right there....

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    played forward first then defense, it was indoor.

    i was mostly a midfielder kuz i would run the whole field no matter what position they had me @


    holy fuck that video is badass
     
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    soccer? :ugh:
     
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    egxflash Riding on the Midship Express

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    those guys have crazy endurance.


    Soccer fields are fucking huge
     
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    Yuppy Have a seat right there....

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    yae, well indoor fields are not that large... abomb: whats wrong with a sport? lol! no point in being huge or tougher or stronger than other people if you cant dominate them in a competition that doesnt involve lifting weights!
     
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    Felix Its good to be me.

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    You just gotta get used to it. Spring season started today!
     
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    esp since hes neither huger nor tougher
     
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    egxflash Riding on the Midship Express

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    oh snap
     
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    This thread is full of gay AIDS.
     
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    you gotta remember that "Fitness" and "Nutrition" have very specific definitions that only relate to power lifting so talk of other physical activities isn't welcomed here...
     
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    I TOTALLY PWNED SOME NUBS ON THE INDOOR SOCCER FIELD GOD I'M A BADASS
     
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    FUCK. Bye-bye acl, pcl, collateral ligaments etc etc etc....:ugh:
     
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    ah no, the guy who received the challenge didnt receive any serious injury
     
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    I PLAY SOCCER I CAN SQUAT 600LBS LOL!!!i!!!
     
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    Seriously though, I am currently investing 10% of my income into my 403b and I am wanting to start a Roth IRA. Is Vanguard the company I should go with? Or are they just a fad that will pass with time? Thanks.
     
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    :rofl:

    Dude seems pretty knowledgable in the Wallstreet subforum :rofl:
     
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    When he's not being a tough badass on the soccer field by shoving and tripping fat out of shape people, he's slangin stocks like whoa.
     
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    :rofl: Doing both at the same time is pretty boss.
     
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    heres a quote from his autobiography released a few years after


    "I'd waited long enough. I fucking hit him hard. The ball was there (I think). Take that you cunt. And don't ever stand over me sneering about fake injuries"

    those words almost gave him a retroactive suspension and GBH charges from the police .
     
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    thats fucking awesome, some gangsta shit
     
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