Wow. My boss's wife's coworker has the hots for me and wants to ask me out....but...

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  1. The Green Bastard

    The Green Bastard Click click click bang

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    she's timid about it because she knows I just came out of a relationship a short while ago.

    I don't even know who she is or what she looks like, yet she's seen me dozens of times (she works at the bank) and is always pointing out to my boss's wife how hot I am, and all that girly stuff!

    WTF do I do? Sneak in and see if she's the hottie at the bank, or the one they keep locked up in the safe????
     
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    AstroGirl If I don't respond it's because I have severe ADD

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    Her mosa? ITS MY MOSA!!!
    Haha, maybe wait till she comes to you :)
     
  3. The Green Bastard

    The Green Bastard Click click click bang

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    I have to do my weekly banking on Friday.......I should scope her out then.


    But I"m interested...curious even.

    I should ask the mrs. boss tomorrow if I see her.
     
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    AstroGirl If I don't respond it's because I have severe ADD

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    Her mosa? ITS MY MOSA!!!
    Yeah, if you have to go in anyway then go. But don;t go seeking her :) HOW CUTE! I wish I had a stalker :(
     
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    :nono: No you don't. My ex of a year-and-a-half became a stalker for over a year after I dumped her stupid ass to the curb.

    It stresses you, believe me.

    This one doesn't sound like a stalker, but more like someone who's interested.

    Maybe just the sight of me makes her snatch all wet, I dunno. I got a couple days to think about this! :)
     
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    BoypussY game over.

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    what did your ex do that was considered "stalking"?
     
  7. Tony Stark

    Tony Stark John McCain has an illegitimate mexican baby

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    do you really want to date someone who has access to all your money?
     
  8. purplebeast

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    :werd:

    I fucked up my ex's cell phone bill cuz she pissed me off (long story). Her bill came out to 1000 bucks. She ended it up not having to pay it. But it literally took weeks of calling/emailing cust service to have the situation straightened out.
     
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    Just go by and say hello. Depending on how advanced this is, that is....
    But generally, it's not cool to sneak around.

    What's wrong with being cool and confident and passing by and saying hello.
    You're not a stalker, you're not some little punk kid. Just be cool. She's the one who wants YOU remember? You're totally in the driver's seat. You can take it or leave it.

    Remember: just passin by.
     
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    Let's see.....called and called and called my home phone, my cell phone for weeks after the break up. Left messages on my voice mail that I better not be seeing someone already, because she'd be upset, kept driving past my work, calling my friends, stalking my friends if she saw them and kept pestering them about me, stopped by my mother's work 4 or 5 times pestering her, cornering my oldest brother in the mall telling him to make me go back out with her...etc...etc.

    The scary part----we never even had sex in the 7-8 months we went out. She was a virgin. I couldn't imagine how bad she'd be if we had sex!

    Fatal attraction, much?
     
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    :bigthumb: I got 2 days to work up the courage! :rofl:
     
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    :rofl: A man sure can dream!
     
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    I work in the bank. Go stand in a corner with a mask. :big grin: hahaha, don't do that.

    Just come in and do your normal banking business. Go to her teller, if she think she's cute strike up a simple conversation. I have random conversations about shit I could careless about all the time with customers. She'll be doing her job and just don't say too much. Keep it simple and brief, don't rush it.

    Honestly, I've got a few cute girls that come to my counter. I try to make simple conversation with them like all the other customers. My goal is to make them laugh, :)
     
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    She couldn't do anything that would cause her to loose her job, don't worry about it. The only thing is that she has probably already pulled your customer folder before, she probably knows how much you have and such.

    I've had a few cuties come in, I've pulled up there folder just to check their ages. :big grin:
     
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    :bigthumb: Cool! Thanks!
     
  18. Tony Stark

    Tony Stark John McCain has an illegitimate mexican baby

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    women are nuts, if he breaks up with her he'll probably find out that his PIN was used to make a 20,000 withdrawal
     
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    The Green Bastard Click click click bang

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    And put me 21,000 in debt?! :noes:



























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    :rofl:
     
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    OK. Saw her friday in the bank, but it was too busy to really chat (same age as me, and fairly pretty...shy like me too)
    I never got the chance to talk, and my boss's wife told me this the next day:
    When she left work at the end of the day, she said to the boss's wife "If anyone cares hint hint I"m home all weekend and my # is the first one under the A's in the book."

    I was so nerved up last night, and sick with the cold, I didn't call her, but I will later this afternoon.
     
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    z31maniac *insert witty remark*

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    Wiener, she is dying for the cock and you won't give it to her.

    Boo this man!!!!
     
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    wtf
     
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    just relax, call her. make light conversation. go out for some food. see where it leads. dont get so nervou sabout it.
     
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    Well, I'm sick as fuck with the cold, so for the next few nights, it's going to be the phone only...don't wanna make her sick too.
     
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    Ho-lee-chit.

    I worked up the nerve and called her.

    3 hours later, we both said goodnight and hung up.
    I don't think I ever stayed onthe phone for 3 hours without ONE SINGLE AWKWARD SILENCE!

    She's gone through EXACTLY what I went through a couple years ago.

    Me: Living with a girl, get engaged, only to learn that she's been cheating on me, my friends knew, but didn't want to see me get hurt.
    Her: Living with a guy, get engaged, only to learn that he's been cheating on her, her friends knew, but were afraid that she wouldn't believe them if they told her.

    We talked about everything! She's very sweet, and we're going to talk again very soon.

    She was really surprised at the 3-hour-no-silence thing too! :bigok:
     

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