went on a date last night with a girl who i thought was cool. on the way there we're just joking around and shit, and everything seems to go smoothly. we're sort've going back and forth about which place to eat at, until we finally decide on something somewhat fancy, which i sort've disagree with because i'm just wearing shorts and my tapout shirt at the time anyway, we make our way in and banter continues. waitress asks what we want for drinks and i say "heine" and she goes, you mean Heineken? and im like, ya. I also decide to order my food right then and there because i see something i like. the girl also orders. as soon as i put my menu down, my date makes this face and goes: "you realize we're not a bar right?" me: her: you don't call a HEINEKEN, a Heine i laugh it off, and go sure sure. (strike one) and then she goes again "it'd also be nice if you wait for me to decide what I want before you just order your stuff" (strike two) now i realize some chicks confuse cunt like or bitchy behavior with being "sassy" but still Again, i play it off by laughing and go: "are you sure this isn't some kind of hidden camera show? cuz you're starting to freak me out " her: me: she backs off a bit and we go back to our banter but I can't help but think she reminds me of my mom. afterward we drive back to my old elementary school and hang out at the playground and walk around for two hours. out of nowhere she asks: "so what's your five year plan"? I basically made up some shit and bid her fairwell that's my story.