GUN Would you ever have several shotguns set up for home defence

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  1. dannybonbon

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    For example in your bedroom you could have your bed and also have an empty table with 3 loaded shotguns on it.

    Intruder comes in you pump 5 rounds into him drop the gun pick up another loaded gun pump 5 rounds into him. an then again and again however many guns you can afford.
     
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    I have motion-activated shotguns all over my house... I've killed 3 pet cats :wtc:
     
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    No pump for home, clear the floor with 5, but is it for 7 like 5 when you no cycle it to be for men, for 7 rounds instead? or half is 5 for 10 rounds?
    UMM HOW i word this... ok u take 7 rounds no cycling for 5 if guy, so divide 2 u dont sit, u get 10 but for guy it no 5, so 7 would be for guy if u werent a girl in the house ?
     
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    The gun laws over there must be worse than what we have here in CA. :noes:
     
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    I find small lawn tractors work best for home de-fencing.
     
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    i prefer chainsaws, although the kickback can be a bitch if you're dealing with the de-fencing of the metal variety
     
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    I feel the table wastes valuable time. I just sleep with 14 shotguns
     
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    THIS IS REAL. IT IS CALLED THE NEw york carry
     
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