MIL Would it be against the UCMJ to shoot porn?

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  1. NPH

    NPH Guest

    Like enlisted members fucking other enlisted members (maybe even officers :naughty: ) for profit? Off-duty of course and using fictional names. :dunno:

    I got a couple of good movie titles in mind. :bigthumb:
     
  2. BillyJackNCoke

    BillyJackNCoke I've got something to say, I raped your mother tod

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    I'm pretty sure, almost everything fun is against the UCMJ
     
  3. 12 Angry Glebs

    12 Angry Glebs Damn Dirty Glebs!

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    pretty much ya
     
  4. RoblesGT

    RoblesGT [Track Days: 19 ][Crashes: 1] [SuMo Days: 1 ][Cras OT Supporter

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    as long as they dont find out .. :hsughno:
     
  5. Kazzander

    Kazzander I only got this for the search.

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    Yes. Your mistake is in thinking that when the uniform comes off, you are "off-duty". In the military, you are subject to the UCMJ 24/7/365. You are not free from it until you have a SIGNED DD214 in your hands.
     
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    Only 365, just wait and do it on a leap day.
     
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    greenpillow New Member

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    you're
     
  8. RoblesGT

    RoblesGT [Track Days: 19 ][Crashes: 1] [SuMo Days: 1 ][Cras OT Supporter

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    134 catch em all
     
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    It's the best OT responce I have right now.:dunno:

    But I do belive that the marines and Air Force have been busted for partaking in porn in the past.
     
  10. RoblesGT

    RoblesGT [Track Days: 19 ][Crashes: 1] [SuMo Days: 1 ][Cras OT Supporter

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    you must have missed the videos i've already posted ... :mamoru:

    IBIgetNJPDForThatShit
     
  11. BillyJackNCoke

    BillyJackNCoke I've got something to say, I raped your mother tod

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    I remember Accord going crazy over them.
     
  12. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    I've never posted this to correct someone who was trying to correct someone else, :rofl: so here goes

    [​IMG]
     
  13. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    It was his first Marine cock.
     
  14. Zee

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    :werd:








    :gaysex:
     
  15. RoblesGT

    RoblesGT [Track Days: 19 ][Crashes: 1] [SuMo Days: 1 ][Cras OT Supporter

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    :rofl::ugh:
     
  16. cRaZe

    cRaZe 3rd world slummin

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    oral and anal count as sodomy and are against the ucmj
     
  17. Kazzander

    Kazzander I only got this for the search.

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    This is true, and I actually got to witness a Marine receive an NJP for going down on a girl.

    This guy wasn't the best Marine in the Corps, but he was the best tech I had working for me, was never late for work, was reliable, and was always the first one to volunteer himself. Our shop chief didn't like that he never put a high-gloss shine on his boots (the black leather ICB's we wore at the time came with instructions that said specifically not to coat them in polish -- it clogged the pores of the leather and kept the boots from being able to breathe and keep your feet dry), but just a buff shine. He tried a couple times to fail his uniform inspection for it, but the XO squashed it. All of a sudden, he started being nice to the guy; this went on for a couple weeks. They got into a conversation about hot chicks and their favorite things to do to a hot chick. The younger Marine casually mentioned that he had eaten his girlfriend out; the shop chief then called his roomie over to ask if he knew if it was true. When the roomie acknowledged it, the shop chief wrote up a charge sheet and, for some reason, the CO didn't object. The roomie originally objected to giving any kind of statement at the NJP; the shop chief threatened to charge him with Article 134 for being aware of a UCMJ violation and not reporting it. Sadly, that did the trick. My tech was given 30 days extra duty and $200/month for two months.

    This was one of the two reasons I decided that the military was no longer a place I wanted to be.
     
  18. MassiveGas

    MassiveGas OT Supporter

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    last year an air force sergeant got busted for posing in playboy or some shit like that
     
  19. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    whenever you feel the urge to correct someone's grammar, just reach up and click the X at the top/right corner of the window.
     
  20. s3rca

    s3rca New Member

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    we had a three seaman get busted for shotting a threesome and posting it on myspace . the two guys got discharged almost immediatly , and the female cried rape and stayed in . she later popped up positive for methamphetamines and was kicked out .

    by the time i got word of all of this the video had already been removed , so no , i didnt get a copy of it ... but im sure someone out there does
     
  21. Twisted STi

    Twisted STi All wheel or no wheel OT Supporter

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    gotta love how the system works.

    what was the other reason?
     
  22. Twisted STi

    Twisted STi All wheel or no wheel OT Supporter

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    I just tried that but it didn't fix anything :confused:
     
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    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    The more you do it, the better it works. :wiggle:
     
  24. TRN

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    yes, but it would sure as hell be entertaining
     
  25. greenpillow

    greenpillow New Member

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    Did you click the edit button really fast to fix the bold part? I could see you doing that.

    The post was not wrong and I did not say he was wrong. I typed in You're in response to the "you are" part in the 4th sentence because it’s OT and it’s the fun thing to do.
     

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