Worst dick tease ever...

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  1. uwofrost

    uwofrost New Denver Crew

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    Last night the girl im dating wanted me to go to her place after we had drinks. she straight out says "i want to have sex" i say ok. we are messing around ad then she says "you have to be quick" thats fine with me... as i start taking her pants off she says "just put it in once and then done" i was like fuck... then i was mad and i left. Seriously what girl thinks that any guy would be willing to do that to himself. Is it just me or is that just mean?
     
  2. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Maybe she's worried about her kid in the other room? I don't really get what happened.
     
  3. uwofrost

    uwofrost New Denver Crew

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    put it in pull it out....

    and kid is not around...
     
  4. kiri

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    would this have been the first time you've ever had sex with each other?
     
  5. antihero

    antihero OT Supporter

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    lol...


    "Perhaps play a little game called 'just the tip', just for a minute, just to see how it feels."
     
  6. Exiled

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    :rofl:


    Are we gonna get hopped up enough to.. make some bad decisions..


    Good talk
     
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    :bowrofl:
     
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    would she be mad if you put it in and kept going though ? lol
     
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    First post confused the hell out of me, she can't be serious? Or you are leaving something out? I don't know ... it's just very weird.

    But big lol @ Antihero and Crowbar
     
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    i don't think i'd be able to call that sex
     
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    like...ouch ouch you're on my hair
     
  13. Climbing Cracker

    Climbing Cracker I am the Devil. And I am here to do the Devil's w

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    what the hell?
     
  14. LBFilmGuy

    LBFilmGuy LOL why u mad tho?

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    I would have slammed her one time
     
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    thats totally bizarre. good of you to get up and leave though.
     
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    uwofrost New Denver Crew

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    No we slept tg the first night and 5 or 6 other times since...
    Great line drop
    thought about it and figured i would let her know i wear the pants and told her to fuck off...

    I thought she was kidding when she said put it in a take it out end of game... so fuck that i walked out on her... Ladies would you ever try and pull that shit?
     
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    I think that is really lame. I think she was trying to tease but it wasn't the right way to do it at all. I think its fine to play around in an enjoyable way but hers was just immature and dumb. Don't let her use sex as a "privilege" you receive. Girls that play sex games like that suck.
     
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    uwofrost New Denver Crew

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    Me fucking her is a privilage she has... I told her she better start fucking the shit out of me since im going to vegas.... Im sure that will be another thread...
     
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    I think she was fucking with you you woudl have gotten it bro.
     
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    uwofrost New Denver Crew

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    no so sure... she gets mad if take more than 10 min... so i have to fuck hard to get the job done
     
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    It shouldn't be a privilege for either of you:nono:. And she gives you a time frame...wow...wtf are you with her for?
     
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    uwofrost New Denver Crew

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    if im not done i tell her too bad a put some KY on.... and im in it for easy sex... first time i didnt get it when i thought i was going to. ill move one soon enough
     
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    Doesn't sound like easy sex. Someone that plays immature teasing games and gives you a time frame...
     
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    Yes, you're fine to be mad about this, but honestly...if she was horny, and you had penetrated her, I bet she would have had normal sex with you.
     

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