words of wisdom from sgt. ownage

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  1. jonno

    jonno New Member

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    shark vs man: YOU GAY BOIY
    the pimpin panda: nga you sippin on dat jager
    shark vs man: NO WAY
    shark vs man: BUD LIGHTNESS $ REAL
    the pimpin panda: bud light sucks
    the pimpin panda: jager > *
    shark vs man: JAGER IS $ GIRLS THAT EAT GIRLS

    the pimpin panda: wtf is that supposed to mean
    shark vs man: I HAD SES 4 TIMES TONIGHT
    the pimpin panda: make a thread
    shark vs man: THEWAD
    shark vs man: THAT IS COTTOn
    shark vs man: IM NOTN A BIOLOGY MAJOR
    the pimpin panda: i'm posting this
    shark vs man: DUDE
    shark vs man: SHHHHHHHHH
    shark vs man: GIRLS HAVE SONIC EAR
    the pimpin panda: WTF!
    shark vs man: WHAT THE FRUNKLEBERRY
    shark vs man: PS.
    shark vs man: THE REAL TBMMAS
    shark vs man: THAT FUICKSER LUCJKE THE COCK
    shark vs man: ARRIGHT
    shark vs man: SEIM AT THIS APRTY
    shark vs man: AND THIS GIRL ASKS ME TO GI THE ROOM
    shark vs man: AND IM LIKE
    shark vs man: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRIGHTTTTTTTTTTTT
    shark vs man: iBUT SHE HAS BF
    the pimpin panda: hahahahah
    shark vs man: AND IM LIKE
    shark vs man: BITCH STEPO ONTO MY FAT ASS WANKER
     
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    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    Kids...don't do drugs.

    cavefish99: you been smokin that sticky dank
    shark vs man: U CFUCKING NIUIGER NUTZ
     
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    Phineas Q Stork Active Member

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    the fact that his nonsense makes sense is chilling to the bone
     
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    this is getting better..
     
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    shark vs man: AND THEN THE FUINNY THING ITS
    shark vs man: HER FRIND

    shark vs man: SHE WANTED TO 2
    shark vs man: SO I ATE ONE AND BONMKED THE NOTHER 4 LIKE 50395u89257 YEARS
    shark vs man: THEN I BEQAT IT ON BOTH THE TITS
    shark vs man: AND WE WERRRWE DONE
    shark vs man: DUIDE
    the pimpin panda: hahahahahahaha
    shark vs man: HERES THE CRAZY PART
    shark vs man: ANOTHER PAIR OF GIRLS WAS LIKE "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE USED TO GO TO COFFAMN WE SAW UN WRESTLE""""""""""
    shark vs man: TEHN I WAS LIKE
    shark vs man: AURRRRIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
    shark vs man: BOTHCES WERE LIKE
    shark vs man: WE HEARD U WANNA PARTY
    shark vs man: AND OF COUSRSE I OBLIGER
     
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    Phineas Q Stork Active Member

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    sgt ownage just became 10x more badass than he already was
     
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    shark vs man: HORRA
    shark vs man: DUDE

    the pimpin panda: yut
    shark vs man: YOU SHOILDVE SCNEE THERE GIRLS
    shark vs man: THEY FUCKN...........
    shark vs man: THEY FUCKIN
    shark vs man: OH MY FUCKIN SHIT
    shark vs man: TAN SKIn
    the pimpin panda: pics!
    shark vs man: FUCK MAN!>!!!
    shark vs man: THE SHIT IS
    shark vs man: IF ROGOT MY CAMERA PHONE
    shark vs man: I WEOULD SNAPPED 4 PICS OF ALL THE ASS
     
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    wow. gay.
     
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    :rofl:
    It always comes back to F/N
     
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    oh snap, I don't know why that made me laugh so hard! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
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    i was pretty messed last night too, i sent a text message that I dont remember to my ex girlfriend that said, "manifest myriads of magnets" :wtf:
     
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    :hsugh: he's fucking obsessed
     
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    Sgt. Ownage you gon' be just fiiiine

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    jonno you ass clown
     
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    what the frunkleberry?
     
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    Maestro Nobones Great Job! - GLAD DADS CREW

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    This thread is chock full of :rofl:s
     
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