Woman recommend diet change for uuhhh personal reasons...

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  1. Filmboy44

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    :hsugh: This girl wants my seman to "taste better" :hs: she recommended that I take in Less meat, less dairy and have an over abundance of fruits like pineapples and strawberrys...

    I said "how much 'less meats'"? and she said "well how about all together, and that protein shake shit too"


    answer is no...

    have you guys ever heard of this before?
     
  2. Sgt. Ownage

    Sgt. Ownage you gon' be just fiiiine

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    what the fuck? thats the stupidest shit ive ever heard....just eat 10x your normal protein intake blow it all in her face next time and flip around and let a straight gas bomb in her mouth...

    dumb bitch
     
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    yeah drinking pineaple juice and shit is saposed to make ur baby batter tasty
     
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    I heard citrus fruits or something help out but i'm not sure. :dunno:
     
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    vintage82 we fuck you

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    Pineapple (fruit, juice) does make it taste better - woman or man. Meats make it bitter and kind of raunchy.
     
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    vintage82 we fuck you

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    :rofl: thats what my friend said...he said "tell her you'll do it but make sure you take in at least 50lbs of steak in the week before you bang out, then have her suck you out till you nut and but it on her face saying 'how do ya like it now'" :rofl:
     
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    hahaha fuck that man...let all your shit go to waste eating no more meat and protein...you'll get all small
     
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    Werdna Livin' the SLO Life...

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    tell her it's a deal if she eats nothing BUT meat so that her cooter tastes like a steak
     
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    Sgt. Ownage you gon' be just fiiiine

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    dont forget the dessert dizzy gillespie protein bomb
     
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    yea i've heard that pineapples makes it taste better, i haven't tried it, and i really have no proof that it does...but fuck that dude, don't get rid of the protein, id say you really want to, try keeping the protein intake the same but up your fruit intake :dunno:
     
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    whats better: busting nut in a womans mouth or stepping your game up at the gym? hmmm

    or just dont have her tatse it:dunno:
     
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    007 Riden, sliden, whipin and dippin, my chrome strips

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    well shoot it on her tits, problem solved....
     
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    ice cream! it actually does help. and cutting down on coffee makes a major difference!
     
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    lots of fruit juice will help......all these bitches acting up in here because you told a true story.....these ass hats wouldn't say shit to a chic they liked that said that....fucking faggots.....
     
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    I've tried pineapple juice just out of curiosity and my girlfriend said she noticed a difference.
     
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    dude shut the fuck up you're a flaming faggot
     
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    nique te amo como se aman ciertas cosas oscuras, secret

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    it makes cum taste nuttier
     
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    Stab her in the face. And post pics. Yeah really, post pics. Pics. Post....yeah....
     
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    too much beer makes it taste bad, but I've heard the whole "eat more fruit" spill to make it taste better.. :dunno:
     
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    i drank a big can of pineapple juice once and my ex said it tasted better
     
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    unless shes dipping her twat in chocolate, theres no way im changing my diet to taste better.
     
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    Bitches hate it when you eat asparagus tips, drink diet coke like it is going out of style, and eat tons of meat. :o
     
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    Fuck you yankie.......I am not.......Just cause you get zero play there tough guy.....:fawk:



     
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