FRK Wisky Dick FTMFL. *First time poster, No pics, boring story*

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  1. Grubby

    Grubby Poker crew, Drinking on monday nights does not mak

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    I had possibly the worst sexual experience tonight involving about 12 cans of rum and coke, and then trying to have sex.

    It dosent work :wtc:

    I managed to get a half on, but it just wasnt enough, even getting a 20+ minute blowjob wouldnt wake that bastard up, no doubt just to piss me off the little bastard will be awake and hard as granite tomorrow morning. :fawk: :o

    Now is the part where everybody laughs at me, and adds embarrasing stories to make me feel good :x:
     
  2. Fire Sauce

    Fire Sauce New Member

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    I can almost always get hard and get her off, but can never nut when I'm drunk.
     
  3. Dan-blackline

    Dan-blackline Registered Sex Offender

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    I used to always get whiskey dick, but I've sorta got over it.

    Still rarely cum when drunk though.

    Although theres a lot of times I don't come when sober, I fucked myself over when learning not to cum early :(
     
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    -Shaggs- Member

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    i've had whiskey dick numerous times, i can fuck forever and not get off, used to be cool, but not when the SO is screaming in pain, i've gotten better now though, you'll learn to handle it though
     
  5. Grubby

    Grubby Poker crew, Drinking on monday nights does not mak

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    Thanks for the support everybody :o I dropped her home when I felt sober around 4am.

    As soon as I got home I went to sleep, woke up around 8am with possibly the fattest rock hard rager in my life :madfawk:
     
  6. Natas

    Natas O&A Party Rock

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    I can always get hard when REALLY drunk, but there was one time when I had 4 girls ready to fuck, and couldn't get it hard. I ended up just watching
     
  7. Grubby

    Grubby Poker crew, Drinking on monday nights does not mak

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    That makes me feel a shitload better :coolugh:

    She didnt try hard enough :o I dont blame her though, my cack shoulda been hard after she took off her bra :drool:
     
  8. Grubby

    Grubby Poker crew, Drinking on monday nights does not mak

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    I have drank a few cans of rum and coke tonight and im looking at porn, getting a fat easy.... mabey just nerves? I was trying to make a good impression, since she has wanted my cock for ages and hyped the fuck out of it I wanted to perform :o
     
  9. BedBunny

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    that has been my experience with the guy i am with. he has no problemo getting hard when he's been drinking, but cumming doesn't always happen.
     
  10. GlassJoe

    GlassJoe New Member

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    Been there. :o

    "If you don't get yours soon, you're not getting it."

    Thanks bitch! Like I'm not under enough pressure. :mad:
     
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    fucter crappy speller

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    bah, i turned down sex with a virgin because i knew i was never gonna finish, i was so drunk.
     
  12. anti lag

    anti lag New Member

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    yer dude it happens to the best of us

    get back on your horse and go at it again
     
  13. jab1983

    jab1983 40/40 crew failure with less than 1 week to go...D

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    I get it hard, no problem there...I just can't finish the job it takes me 1+ hour of rough hard sex for me to cum :wtc:
     
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  15. Pinksmartie

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    :rofl::rofl: :bowdown:
     
  16. Freeze Time

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    Same thing happens to me. Extreme jager dick last night. Had sex for at least half an hour, finally she was like "i have to stop, i am getting worn out" Granted we had been drinking for 6 hours and i was tired as hell too.
     
  17. diaper eater

    diaper eater OT Supporter

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    happened to me the other night. it was rock hard until i tried to get the condom on :wtc:
     
  18. TehMarko

    TehMarko The Course of Natural Life...

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    meh, it happens. just don't drink so much tonight and make it up to her.:)
     

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