Wish me luck vag crew!

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  1. Socrates

    Socrates New Member

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    This has nothing to do with vaginarium stuff, but I like talking to you guys more than the other subforums.

    Tonight, on the busiest night of the year, I start my 2nd job as a bouncer at the most popular nightclub in my city.

    A month ago, there was a mini-riot! Also, someone was shot there a year ago!

    Socrates is gonna get capped tonight!

    I'll post a picture of my broken nose after I get jumped by 5 guys tommorrow!

    I'm stoked!
     
  2. Socrates

    Socrates New Member

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    I'm going to drink some Samual Jackson before I go. I might even fight a nigga' or two!

    Mmmmm mmmm, bitch!
     
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    You better bring a camera to work and see what you can do...
     
  4. Socrates

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    Haha good idea man!
     
  5. Tiberium

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    Did you get this job to meet unlimited poon?
     
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    Yail Bloor OT Supporter

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  7. Socrates

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    HOLY CRAP.

    That was the craziest night of my life!

    Aside from the old ugly chicks dancing on me every 10 seconds, there were a few cute ones.

    I got invited to an after party by a cute girl. After I got off work at 4am, I went over there, and the party consisted of me and her. I woke up at 2pm and left :)

    So to answer your question Tiberium, no, I did not get the job just to get poon, but after last night, yep, that's pretty much the only reason i'll go back.

    Oh and Poco, I didn't take my camera, because it would have gotten broken since I had to break up like 10 fights, but i'm hanging out with her again tonight so i'll get a picture.

    Awesome night!
     
  8. idleprocess

    idleprocess Bring a dollar with you baby in the cold cold grou

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    Mission accomplished?
     
  9. Fusion

    Fusion OTSS FTW OT Supporter

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    What club?
     
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    :rofl: awesome dude
     
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