FRK Wierd stuff you used to masterbate

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  1. cypher526

    cypher526 New Member

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    Once i used a stress relief tube that was made of a jell.

    So now its your turn............



    I am starting this topic because i just watched a video of a girl using a banana.
     
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  2. Whitemax

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    when I was little I used toothpaste. Not the best of ideas when you get it in your pee hole
     
  3. Evil Unicorn

    Evil Unicorn Lurk but Don't Touch

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    You really wanna know?
     
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    THT The easy way is always mined

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    Are you serious? Whatever happened to good ol' fashioned soap??
     
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    hmmm ... the FIRST thing i ever INSERTED into myself as a masterbation tool was a perfume bottle... I was about 11... omg... :mamoru:... that sounds so sick... lol...
    since, Ive used beer bottles, but, for the most part, havent used anything besides actual toys... I like clit stimulation and have had enormous practice with my good ol' righty :naughty:
     
  6. RockChick

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    i go with that perfume bottle... i does the trick... sortof.
    i also used a banana with a condom once... *blushes* :mamoru: ... yeah i was very horny at that time... :hsugh:
     
  7. GlassJoe

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    I used some Vick's Vap-O-Rub once. :o
     
  8. Bolicious

    Bolicious Handleobraese

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    Toothpaste? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  9. lauren

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    yup. other produce too. and im too embarassed to name anything else.
     
  10. Evil Unicorn

    Evil Unicorn Lurk but Don't Touch

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    hmm.. shampoo bottle, sonic tooth brush, video game controller, i think thats all.
     
  11. Whitemax

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    For crying out loud! I was like 6 at the time!!!!!:rofl:
     
  12. xela

    xela So say we all!

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    I took a whole bunch of bic pens once to see how many I could fit. :o
     
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    The Secretary My domestic skills will rock your socks off!

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    Well I wasnt really masturbating but i was using weird items. Ive used electric toothbrush, markers, pens, popsicles, cellphones (on vibrate), fingers, toes. Lordy that was a fun night with the bf.
     
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    electric toothbrush, the back of an electric razor.... and when I was younger... the heel of my foot.
     
  15. xela

    xela So say we all!

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    Oh that reminds me...I used to use my easter bunny stuffed animal. The nose was perfect for clit stimulation. :naughty:
     
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    I didn't know bic pens came in bags of 50.

    j/k :p
     
  17. xela

    xela So say we all!

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    Ash-hoooooooooole.
     
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    i used to peel an orange, warm it in the microwave, then fuck the middle part.
     
  19. GlassJoe

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    you masturbated at the age of 6 with toothpaste???? wow.. was your dick nice and pearly white? :mamoru:
     
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    First thing I used was a long candle! :p
     
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    first thing i used was one of those "squiggle pens" that were popular in the mid-90's. Since then i've used all sorts of stuff... markers, nail polish bottles, beer bottles, you name it, i've probably had it in my vagina.
     
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    Sweet Jesus. . . you learn something new about your SO every day. :rofl:
     
  25. Whitemax

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    No but it was minty fresh!!!!!!!!!1:rofl:
     

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