"why LOTR sucks...."

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  1. Twisted Reality

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    dude, that's 3 years old :ugh:

    oh, by the way, You coming to the house in Dale Shitty on sunday?
     
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    no, you.
     
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    Can someone explain this? Why couldn't they fly on the eagles?

    :roofles:

    :uh:
     
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    Supadoggie I ♥ my doggah

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    OMG this guy is a fucking moron..

    :ugh: wtf is he talking about?? wouldnt thick black bars be b/c he got the Widescreen version

    LOTR was written before Blizzard was even a company.....

    uhh... well yeah, the movie WAS taken place in world where rings magically change size .. :uh:

    TTT did show how he came back... it wasnt voodoo or anything else from WAB.. :uh:


    this guys is a tool...
    all his comments of how PJ and LOTR has stolen parts from other movies are just rediculous.. LOTR was written before Harry Potter.. and all other movies that this guy claims scenes were stolen from..

    I cant even imagine how he got his doctorate .. I figure he bought it off the Internet..
    If he cant understand a fictional story, then he really needs help..

    :uh:
     
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    Supadoggie I ♥ my doggah

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    the people on his forum are far more ingnorant and stupid than anyone on OT... :uh:
     
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    WERUreo Imua!

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    That whole article is satire. In fact, the whole point of that site is satire. You should read some of the other articles that Professor Oxford has "written". They've got a forum on that site, and people are ALWAYS going on there pissed about the article, trying to prove to the people "in the know" how invalid all the points made in the article are. And all the experienced people do is sit back and laugh... It's quite amusing.
     
  9. nufankixass

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    i've wondered about this myself. wtf??
     
  10. Acesn8s

    Acesn8s The Deadman's Hand

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    It's like the never ending clip of bullets in a movie, or the shotgun that never needs reloading or cocking. Trivial things that really have no bearing on the movie.
     
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    Well given that Sauron is intent on finding the Ring, it might seem suspicious to him that Eagles are trying to fly across Mordor, his territory. Even if the Eagles got to Mount Doom, they might have to face off against an army of orcs waiting for them to land.
     
  12. numpster

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    and which category do u fall into, for not being able to detect satire?
     
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    The mutated muscular soldiers of Mordor turned out to be hilariously ineffective fighters, a dozen of them held off by a single dying human. Apparently they made the beasts by crossing Orcs, Goblins and the French.

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    guys, if you think this guy is serious, your retarded, once you get half way down thr list its obvious he isnt
     
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    In the books, Legolas gathers his spent arrows after every battle - they just don't show this in the movies.
     
  15. gnatman

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    I laugh at the Dr. who wrote that. His ignorance baffles me.
     
  16. Grouch

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    It's A Joke You Dumbasses
     

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