GUN Why guns are better than women....

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  1. chaos24_7

    chaos24_7 New Member

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    Why guns are better than women.:rofl:

    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably
    let you try it out a few times.

    #7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a
    backup.

    #6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

    #3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman

    #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.:rofl:
     
  2. Brian Fantana

    Brian Fantana New Member

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    hahahahaha
     
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  4. oakie

    oakie my ninja.

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    "your days of fingerbanging Mary Jane Rotten Crotch are over!!"

    too bad guns give extremely violent and painful blowjobs, though... :hs:
     
  5. Brian Fantana

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    "You had best unfuck yourself".


    I just love that word.
     
  6. oakie

    oakie my ninja.

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    it's funny. the latest gun mag i flipped through had R. Lee Ermey in an ad on the back of the front cover... he's the new spokesperson for Glock. :rofl:
     
  7. Brian Fantana

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    Oh snap yes. R lee owns all.

    You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
     
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    :rofl: nice
     

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