Why does my dick go limp when I put on a condom?

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  1. Pantysniffah

    Pantysniffah New Member

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    Seriously WTF? Whenever I put a condom on my penis, it suddenly goes limp. It doesn't matter if I'm drunk, high or sober. I'm gonna guess it's cause I'm sensitive to latex or something? I'm German/Italian/Irish and English... It's pretty thick :ugh2: When I do buy some, I always try the magnums, but it still happens. Do I have to go to a doctor and get a prescription for viagra or cialis? :ugh:
     
  2. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    It happens to a million guys. I've never heard of a guy saying he "loved" a condom or that his dick got harder putting one on. It's most likely all in your head. You're stressing about it every time therefore you stress too much and lose your boner. Try Crown Skinless condoms.
     
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    It only goes limp without a condom whenever I lay with my back flat and when a girl rides me cowgirl style. I dont know why, but it happens. It doesnt matter if its a skinny, fat or old chick. It always did. Besides that my dick stays hard as a rock the whole time. No I am not gay or any of that shit, I like the womanz. :rofl:

    I've never used lambskin, but also have never seen it sold in any store besides a porn shop a long time ago.
    I dont think its all in my head, but this has happened plenty of times. If it doesn't go fully limp, it stays asian size at around 4" or so and makes it pretty useless and not as hard, heh.
     
  4. its in your head bro. i go through the same exact thing.

    the only way i can have sex w. a rubber is if the girl puts it on for me.

    why? i have no clue but its just the way it is. ask the girl to do it.... i have yet to have one say no.
     
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    ^ I'll try that next time.

    Damn.. I wish I would've signed up for insurance at my job, a doctors appt is gonna be pricey for viagra :rofl:
     

  6. bro you dont need viagra. not to mention that now you have build up so much anxiety about rubbers that viagra or not you will still go limp.
    i know this bc ive been there.

    just take my word for it and ask her to put it on. then report back and let us know.
     
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    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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  9. demosnat

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    Because condoms are miserable things (don't yell at me beer i'm not advocating unsafe sex, just stating that condoms are hell sent, which they are)
     
  10. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Emily told me :hsugh:
     
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    ware_ru I know, I know, I'm amazing

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    hahahaha
     
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    Do you have the condom within arms reach? Either have it close by so you can get it on quickly or as said, ask her to do it.
     
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    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    hey she said it not me :hsugh: no need to take it out on my wife.

    no judgments though :bowdown:
     
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    Pantysniffah New Member

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    Yea I'm gonna ask the womans to put it on and see what happens.
     
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    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :eek3: Great idea. Maybe have her go down on you until the seconds it takes to put it on :dunno:
     
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    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    I think I know what The Bakery is trying to say.

    Have you considered that you might be a homosexual?
     
  18. demosnat

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    He's gonna get pozzed :noes:
     
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    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    Where did you pick that up??
     
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    I fail at humor?
     
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    How do you know i'm not already? :noes:

    My conscence could be catching up to me, hence why I posted this thread.

    No, I'm not.
     
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    I met a girl who could put one on me using her mouth. It felt as if there wasn't a condom on at all.
     
  23. Falconer

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    Sometimes condom = more psychological comfort = better errection
     
  24. RollinDollos

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    Nice bro, I'm totally going to use this as an excuse.
     
  25. Ideotique

    Ideotique Drinking on monday nights does not make me an alco

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    Yep. Happens to me depending on the brand

    I use durex ultra slim or some shit (australian one) and it got rid of the problem. just lack of sensation imo
     

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