Why does cum cause eye infections?

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  1. Ghetto_mathie

    Ghetto_mathie New Member

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    When you unload on a girls face, and some gets in her eye, why does it get red and swollen?

    I always tell girls its good for them, to rub it into their cheeks, hahaha. I guess cum is more potent than we give it credit for
     
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    Midgetized Don't mess with Douche Cat

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    That happens when any foreign substance gets in the eye.
     
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    cobramadness OT Supporter

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    Everytime I go on my gf's face, her face is always super soft like a baby's butt.
     
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    frpSpore New Member

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    Were you in Gulf War I or II?

    The exposure to depleted uranium shells radiate your testes and make your cum toxic and evil.


    Any questions?
     
  6. Hypno toad

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    toxic skeet/cum
    :eek3::wackit:
     
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    fray New Member

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    I don't think it actually causes an infection, but the pH is different and it's a foreign substance that probably just upsets the tear film... I'm afraid to actually try to look it up.

    edit: this is assuming you don't have any kinda of infection to begin with. You can get both gonoccocal and chlamydial infections in the eye, which would present like a "pink eye".
     
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    Doesn't this belong in FS? Not to be contrary or anything...
     
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    oh damn
     

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