Why do you guys do when you're getting absolutely terrible head?

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  1. Grimey

    Grimey New Member

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    Like to the point where it barely is good and the girl clearly has no idea what she is doing, and obviously you don't skeet-skeet.

    I saw a girl tonight that gave me head back in college, and it was absolutely God awful. Needless to say, it was awkwrd to run into her and say hi :o:hsugh:
     
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  2. sea bass

    sea bass Guest

    i told my last gf to not give me bjs because i always felt teeth
     
  3. glen5839

    glen5839 LS1 Elitist Prick Mod Super Moderator

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    punch her in the head to stun her and then rape her asshole.
     
  4. Sailor Jerry

    Sailor Jerry OT Supporter

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    Pee in her mouth.
     
  5. MercenaryForHire

    MercenaryForHire only you know the real truth

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    ibglensaysStickItInHerPooper

    e:f;b
     
  6. ChaCha

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    "well my last bf liked a little teeth."

    :ugh2:
     
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    RX Bandit Sell You Beautiful »

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    I say "I'm not paying for this"
     
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    Murray Humbug OT Supporter

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    tell her you haven't showered in 3 days.
     
  9. glen5839

    glen5839 LS1 Elitist Prick Mod Super Moderator

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    I think you mean IN AFTER.
     
  10. grizzy

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    Last time I was getting bad head I was at a house and my friends were outside shooting off fireworks. I just waited for a big bang and said "Ohhh, fireworks! I'm gonna go check it out!"

    Earlier before I left, she told me that it would be more fun if i would participate (I was laying there wondering how to end it without hurting her feelings), i told her that i was participating, I had an erection. She didn't think that was funny :p
     
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    Damn, did this start in the main forum or something? :rofl: wtf replies
     
  12. Werm

    Werm Guest

    If I'm not feeling it I just take it to the bed
     
  13. mattsb2000

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    i have a head ache
     
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    iiibuzzz Oh hai internutz.

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    YOUR DOING IT WRONG!
     
  16. Guz200sx

    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    Pull her up and tell her that was great

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    BITCH! GET OFF MY DICK!
     
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    keep it going :dunno: they have to learn someday
     
  18. Yuppy

    Yuppy Have a seat right there....

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    i fuck nbher
     
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    run and hide. bad head is so terrible. it's been a loooong time.
     
  20. Surprise Sexist

    Surprise Sexist Say my name. Say Raul E. Wood.

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    Tell her how you like it
     
  21. Dizzy Devil

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    I agree. Why wouldn't you tell her what you like instead of either laying there in pain or boredom?
     
  22. Falconer

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    Yeah, that's about the best option.

    Bad head is the worst.

    Good head is the best.

    I find that most women do not instinctively give "good head." A lot of women seem to think good head = a hand job with your mouth on the head. Granted I haven't been with a lot of women, but most of what I've seen in porn I would classify as "bad head," and those women are supposed to be professionals.

    To further complicate issues, if the chick isn't used to/able to give good head, you can't fully enjoy it because you can't really put your hand on her head without (accidentally) gagging her, which will turn off the woman and she'll stop wanting to do it. So with most chicks, you can't just "show her what feels good." Heh.

    Silly gag reflex.
     
  23. Falconer

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    wtf did this get moved back to the main forum? I found it in the Vag.
     
  24. chlywly

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    What do I do? Well since I don't get head from women I don't know/am not interested in, I generally care enough to tell them how to do it, guide them and teach them, give them hints etc, and surely they get better, ie) my current lover, is MUCH MUCH better now, its becoming amazing, from something extremely mediocre at best.
     
  25. Falconer

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    Most chicks (ie. girls who haven't learned to deepthroat yet) won't let you do that (ie. they'll gag and freak out and stop, or they'll barf on you (which I hear turns some guys on :rofl: )).
     

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