LGBT Why do my friends that are girls think that...

Discussion in 'Lifestyle' started by RedGoober4Life, Nov 14, 2006.

  1. RedGoober4Life

    RedGoober4Life New Member

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    ...just because I'm gay I want to hear about
    1) feminine hygiene
    2) who they had sex with last night
    3) gossip

    I don't know how much more of this a gay man is expected to take. :wtc:
     
  2. RedVsBlue

    RedVsBlue Penguins > *

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    Are you feminine yourself?

    Sounds like they have adopted you as one of their own :dunno:
     
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    return the favor.... "omg! so.. I wanked sooo many times yesterday that my penis is raw! and you know that boy! I would LOVE to stick it in his butt."
     
  4. RedGoober4Life

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    God dammit. :wtc: I'm going to hang out with my car people more and these people less. At least we won't talk about who did what with who and why cardboard applicators are taboo. Nobody ever got pregnant at an autox...well I really hope not.

    I feel terrible for straight guys. If I had to date the typical straight girl I'd probably shoot myself. :ugh:
     
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    :rofl::rofl: reminds me of the kid who was raised with wolves, except your not being raised, just made insane with girly time. you could tell them you dont care? or just that your gay your not a girly man or something?
     
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    I did that with my best friend when I first came out (he caught me). He asked me, "So, uh, I guess you dont want me to point out the hot chicks anymore?"

    He slipped a few times and I made sure to point out a guy for him. About the only thing he could do was :ugh:
     
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    Ditto! It's so funny to come back with "damn he's HOT," or "I'd like to take him home right now!" :rofl:
     
  8. RedGoober4Life

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    Oh they're aware now. I'm fairly blunt. I only went because I had been craving a falafel sangwich from Pano's for some time. It was quite swell, by the way.
     
  9. XPX

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    I think a simple "I'm gay, I'm not a woman...woman" should be enough :o

    or you could go TMI yourself like frozenhubcap said, talk about the Tom in Paris blog site :eek5:
     
  10. spiffy_badrock

    spiffy_badrock I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

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    Agreed, all the females in my life want to talk about is feelings, and life plans, at this point I do have goals but im sort of living one day at a time, and what happens, happens.

    I would imagine people may have gotten pregnant at an autox. :naughty:
     
  11. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    ...it's actually rooted in the socialization that by being gay, one is regulated to 'de-masculinized' behavior. People inadvertently no longer see queer males as male. Terms like 'real men' are examples.

    Simply point out that although you are gay, you are not the type of fag who wants to be a women, or at least overtly feminine. Intellectual discussions on the tabooification of cardboard applicators does not interest you. Why? Because they are not applicable.

    You have balls; if they keep forgetting, show them.
     
  12. XPX

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    :werd:
     
  13. RedGoober4Life

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    I'l even show them my third ball

    as such

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  14. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    what's with the big hair, sister? :mamoru:
     
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    god damnit now this thread is going to be about my hair.

    I have a ton of hair. I put my hands in it all the time, so I usually don't make it look like the man on the box of cereal.
     
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    :rofl: relax, I'm just kidding
     
  18. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    ...I bet you're hairy all over.
     
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    you'd love that...don't you?
     
  20. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    ...I'd luv turning shaving into erotic play.
     
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    Create :free at last:

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    I suggest. 9/10 I get a :eek3: response.
     
  22. RedGoober4Life

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    Oh god.

    This is pure gay talk now.

    And I <3 it.
     
  23. XPX

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    get a really short haircut, I bet it looks great on you :x:
     
  24. Priest Tango

    Priest Tango Custom User Tits

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    my friend told me last night that he couldnt hang out cuz he was busy trying to get some oral pleasure from his girlfriend....i chuckled



    im not sure if that falls under the same category but it was pretty ugh :ugh:
     
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    Gay talk FTW!

    PT, should have told your friend that you'd provide him with the same as long as he stayed to hang out longer... since you're a whore now. ;) :mamoru:
     

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