GUN Why do I own a gun?

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  1. Accord

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    Because I can't throw a rock at 1350fps.

    :mamoru:
     
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    Zombie Pornstar I'm cumming RAWL

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    Neither can a gun
     
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    Y2kAccord Everything happens for reasons I just dont know

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    accord, i think your "tight" glasses will probably stop rifle rounds and protect your entire face
     
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    [DWI] Master of Nothing

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    I wasn't aware I needed a reason
     
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    Oakley lenses will stop a 9mm round.
     
  8. krott5333

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    :wtf:


    [ Because I can't throw a rock at 1350fps.

    :mamoru: ] would probably work better :hsugh:
     
  9. Y2kAccord

    Y2kAccord Everything happens for reasons I just dont know

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    :bowdown: I use that answer all the time when people question me :bigthumb:
     
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    Artyboy Necessity is the excuse for every infringement of

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    Whenever I use that argument it opens a whole new can of worms and I end up in an argument.
     
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    thats why i pantball =\
     
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    CowlSS Official Thong Inspector OT Supporter

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    But you were supposed to be aiming for the target, not the rock. :wiggle:
     
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    [DWI] Master of Nothing

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    good man.

    I've only had guns of my own for a couple weeks so no real why do you have them.

    More of ok that's cool and scary and moving right along.
     
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    just shape a rock into a bullet, and viola!
     
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    Thunderbear Yggdrasil's Forester.

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    monolith My soul grows ever weary and the end is ever near. OT Supporter

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    but will the glasses absorb all the energy without implanting the whole thing into your face?
     
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    7 First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire.

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    the deflect the bullet back at the shooter, duh.
     

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