FRK who thought cooking and masterbating didn't mix?

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  1. awlewis

    awlewis New Member

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    Ok so I just grilled some burgers and i put some salt in my hands and sprinkled it on, followed by some pepper. Well of course after i ate i felt good and touched myself (who doesnt) and now its starting to burn ever so slightly from the salt/pepper. And i kinda like it :naughty: its making me hard.
     
  2. keleko

    keleko yes, he is

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    repost


    :gtfo2: of my internet
     
  3. awlewis

    awlewis New Member

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    what did i post this before? This did happen to me last week. If its a repost than post the link or take your own advice. i love you.
     
  4. aSiAnRiCk

    aSiAnRiCk New Member

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    interesting
     
  5. CrudeGT

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    is this the same kid who said he beat off with Icy/hot and needed more suggestions?
     
  6. awlewis

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    no...wtf? and it wasn't even planned.
     
  7. CrudeGT

    CrudeGT New Member

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    yeah, I was kinda kidding. So you discovered salt/pepper. um, as long as you enjoyed it, run with it. next time try basile, or thyme...
     
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    :rofl:



    Hmm... that would make a tasty bj :naughty:
     
  9. awlewis

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    well im about to try it in a bit :naughty:
     
  10. CrudeGT

    CrudeGT New Member

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    you're that flexible? god Im jealous.
     
  11. Oppai

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    some dueche bag in my brother's grade jerked off into brownie mix and fed it to the teachers. honest to god.
     
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    thats fucking sick.
     
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    I know four guys who beat off onto a girls graduation cake and then put a second layer of frosting on top to cover it up.

    true story.

    BLAH
     
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    I've hot sauced my dick so many times I can't even count. I'll be cooking or have just had some food with hot sauce, then I'll take a wiz and 2 minutes later I'll be wondering why my dick is burning :doh: I've never got it that bad but its not very fun. its a lot easier for me because I have a large gauge PA that I don’t wear it, I have to plug the hole up when I pee so that usually does it if I have hot shit on my hands.
     
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