Who has hemroids here?

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  1. xSteveO

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    Sensitive subject, I know, but it seems pretty common among lifters. What do you do for relief? this shit is killing me
     
  2. dmaestro

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    raymonds here, raymonds here to helllllp
     
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    just get some cream from walmart, spooge it on there throughout the day after each shit. It sucks doing it, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
     
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    HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE NEW SUPER HEMMI HEMROID CREAM!
    YOU JUST APPLY IT ON, AND WATCH THE BLEEDING STOP!
     
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    Fighter pilots get them a lot too. Comes from all the clenching. Seriously.
     
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    the only roids i have are steroids son
     
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    retorq What up bitch??

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    Yeah I take hemroids. I eat that shit for breakfast lunch and dinner.
     
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    I thought I might have been getting one a couple of months ago. I was all constipated and when I finally shit, it burned really bad and I left a giant bloody turd in the bowl. Turns out it was just a small tear on my anus from the hug log i dropped. It healed in a few days. I've been shitting fine eversince.
     
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  13. Frank Dux

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    I got one. Went to the doctor and they said I had the option of removing it for leaving it there. I opted to not remove it because I would have to take off a week from lifting. :mamoru: It really doesn't bother me at all anymore.
     
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    Don't have any after 8+ yrs of lifting THANK GOD
     
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    :eek4: They're supposed to go away after a week or two

    Yeah I get em sometimes, get lots of fiber, drink lots of water, get some hemmorhoid cream and lay off the squats/deads for a week.
     
  16. Frank Dux

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    Yea, I got some creme for it and used it as he suggested. He used some term to describe my roids, I forget it now, but basically it won't go away unless it's removed. Like I said though, I haven't had any problems at all since I used the creme. I squat and dead every week too.
     
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  18. xSteveO

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    How do I know for sure I have them? I've had it for about a month now, occasionally flaring up (more often after taking a shit) and going away in a few hours. Never had any bloody ones, just a pretty hardcore itch to come with it

    Do you apply the creme daily or only on flare ups?
     
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    i dunno, but my asshole bleeds pretty regularly.

    i can't use toilet paper, instant bleeding. i'm forced to use baby wipes.

    i guess it coems from shitting 2-3x a day?
     
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    As gay as it seems, you can bend over in front of a mirror, and take a look. Your chocolate starfish will look lopsided. Or make sure you've wiped really well and poke at it, it will feel like a hard little ball.

    If it's blood and there's nothing on the rim, you may have an internal hemmorhoid.

     
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    had some before. more fibre
     
  22. gsxtasyd

    gsxtasyd Lift Big........Eat Big........Sleep Big........GE

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    had em before... part of the game I guess?
     
  23. xSteveO

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    mine doesn't even sound like this :wtf:

    my asshole just itches like shit sometimes
     
  24. Matt2000ss

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    might be pinworms
     
  25. xSteveO

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    that sounds exactly like it :bigthumb:

    time for self-treatment
     
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