who gold bond's the "boys"

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  1. bulldoggdave1

    bulldoggdave1 New Member

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    ok i'm at work today and the guys i work with are talking about putting gold bond on there sack.(one of the guys that works with me will do almost anything you tell him if you tell him it is cool and everyone does it) so what i'm really asking is. i need something funny to tell him to do (dont wanna kill\hurt him) and i work in Iraq so not alot of stuff around to tell him to use.

    hook me up.
     
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    just_another_on New Member

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    Tell em to put some bengay... or some icy hot :)
     
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    Green Bottle Gold Bond is a fucking jar of pain. I threw some on my sac one time after I got out of the shower and felt like a pack of ravenous flaming nano-wolves were chewing on my wrinklepouch. Next thing I know, I'm back in the shower trying to get it off, merely exacerbating the problem. The horror associated with thinking your cash and prizes are about to erupt in a hellish white fire and take down the earth cannot be topped. People ask what kind of fear the people on Flight 93 felt in those last moments? Fuck them. Ask someone the fear and horror of using green bottle Gold Bond on a damp nutsack.
     
  4. TheWeasel

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    :rofl: That one always gets me.
     
  5. Falconer

    Falconer OT Supporter

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    I saw a thread in the main forum about this, too.

    What is Gold Bond? (I thought it was glue)

    What is the green bottle?
     
  6. bulldoggdave1

    bulldoggdave1 New Member

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    dont haqve green bottle here only blue and yellow...
    prank doesn't have to with the sack; anything that good and funny (and safe) will work..
    we tried the icy hot and bengay already. didn't work. he is a little smart..
     
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    its like a thousand elves blowing on your balls
     
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    bulldoggdave1 New Member

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    we're working on something like this:x:.. we told him to take an orange roll it around on a table pressing on it, micawave it for like 30sec cut a small end off it and go to town on it:eek4:.. we think he did this one.:mamoru:
     
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    wow. just wow.
     
  10. Formula-95

    Formula-95 2:32 PM 5-13-09 Never Forget, Hamburglar OT Supporter

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    Im one of the guys bulldogdave works with, i tried telling these guys about powdering your balls with gold bond and how awesome it is, but they kept thinking i was trying to prank them.
    i told them that blue goldbond on a damp sack is like having Jessica Alba softly blowing on your nuts with an ice cube in her mouth. its heaven.
     
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    peachesofpeache New Member

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    Wet balls and gold bond. Dosnt have to be the green one if you balls are wet it burns like satans ass hole. Tell him it makes it feel even better.
     
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    HouseLing When masturbations lost its fun you'r fucking lazy

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    that shit HURTS :rant:





    dont ask how i know :o
     
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    i really should, esp if im gonna be walking around outside on a hot day a lot. So many times i've been walking funny due to chafing after a long day at six flags.
     
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    every day at ocs i'd gold bond my boys and it felt like a thousand little ferries down there.

    if you want to get him, do the icy hot in his underwear.
     
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    is that what you use on you camel toe???
     
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    Formula-95 2:32 PM 5-13-09 Never Forget, Hamburglar OT Supporter

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    see...the guy we're doing this to isn't all there. he'll randomly start talking to me about something and i'll have no clue what we're talking about. but the thing is, when he starts a conversation like that, he doesn't actually start it at the beginning! he'll start it like 3/4's into the story he was talking to himself about in his head or something, and then im left there thinking 'wtf?! what the hell are we talking about?'
    i tried convincing him to get a girl to 'massage the prostate' when he goes to thailand, and he's like 'no way man, that's just gay'
    i personally have never had it done, i just wanted to plant the seed into his head to where he MAY do it.
     
  17. bulldoggdave1

    bulldoggdave1 New Member

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    you just gotta know the guy that we're talking about. he's out there way out there sometimes...
    you can ask hows his day going and he'll start telling you what he eat for lunch 4 days ago....
     
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    :confused:
     
  19. bulldoggdave1

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    google it...then try it...
     
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    Formula-95 2:32 PM 5-13-09 Never Forget, Hamburglar OT Supporter

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    like i said, i've never done it, nor do i think it's 'gay' im just entertained by his thought process, it's really something you'd pay just to see in person.
     
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    Formula-95 2:32 PM 5-13-09 Never Forget, Hamburglar OT Supporter

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    you have entertaining people around you as well? do tell
     
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    eightvalve Reformed Lurker Crew #1

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    I do almost daily in the hottest weeks of summer. Keep ya dry down there. No crotch rot.
     
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    Prostate massage for the win!!! I'm a huge fan!!!
     

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