FRK Which penis do you like best?

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Which penis do you like best?

  1. I am male - fully erect penis (hard wood)

    50 vote(s)
    49.5%
  2. I am male - semi erect penis (half mast)

    14 vote(s)
    13.9%
  3. I am male - flacid penis (soft cock)

    7 vote(s)
    6.9%
  4. I am female - fully erect penis (hard wood)

    27 vote(s)
    26.7%
  5. I am female - semi erect penis (half mast)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. I am female - flacid penis (soft cock)

    3 vote(s)
    3.0%
  1. MissKitty

    MissKitty If squats were easy they'd be called 'Your Mum' OT Supporter

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  2. NCS

    NCS Active Member

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    how do you even reply to this?
     
  3. Primal

    Primal Pavement Killer

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    lol I know what you mean. I clicked the link expecting pics. I am going to assume, male of female, rock hard would always win out.
     
  4. ldaggerl

    ldaggerl New Member

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    I like my cock to be fully erect and hard as a rock. What else is it used for?
     
  5. Abomb

    Abomb New Member

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    what a stupid fucking thread.

    im sure chicks prefer massively flacid cocks when they want sex and im sure the guy would prefer his cock to be massively flacid while trying to conquer the punani.
     
  6. Abomb

    Abomb New Member

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    thread is stupid so i voted flacid cock
     
  7. Ritley

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    I assumed she meant aesthetically, not functionally.
     
  8. Sam Gamgee

    Sam Gamgee Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right. OT Supporter

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  9. Abomb

    Abomb New Member

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    My cousin Rays a homiphobe, isn't that the most useless thing you've ever heard? One day he goes, "You know, this world would be a lot better if their weren't so many fags around." I looked at him and went, "You know... next time you have a thought... just let it go." I mean come on, I tell him, "Listen, we're all gay, it's just to what extent are you gay." He's all, "I'm not gay, I've never been gay. That's bullcrap!" So I say, "I'll prove it to you, you like porn?" He goes, "I love porn you know that." I say, "Oh really? You only watch the scenes with two girls?" He shakes his head, "No, I watch a man and a woman makin' love." So I tell him, "Oh so you like the man to be small and half flacid?" He goes, "No I like a big hard throbbing co.......... I did not know that about myself..."



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  10. Lovely Atlantis

    Lovely Atlantis Luscious Lovely Lady!

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    very nicely done. Good to hear you talked a bit of sense into your homophobic cousin
     
  11. RougeOgre

    RougeOgre FS Librarian and MOD

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    You know, of course that "scene" is right out of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour :mamoru:. Bill Engvall, I believe.
     
  12. Abomb

    Abomb New Member

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    you ladies need to brush up on your ron white :mamoru::p
     
  13. RougeOgre

    RougeOgre FS Librarian and MOD

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    Oh crap... time to bust out the DVDs again. :o
     
  14. Lovely Atlantis

    Lovely Atlantis Luscious Lovely Lady!

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    Huh? I'm completely lost here... apparently the darker hair dye isn't working in all manners :p
     
  15. MissKitty

    MissKitty If squats were easy they'd be called 'Your Mum' OT Supporter

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    Yes, to look at.

    I wish my husband would just sign up to OT and make his own god damn threads
     
  16. RougeOgre

    RougeOgre FS Librarian and MOD

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    Go here: http://www.bluecollarcomedy.net/
    see if that explains a bit. :mamoru:
     
  17. NCS

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    ron white is fucking great
     
  18. Abomb

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    i answered your question for you
     
  19. Twinsen

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    This is just me talking about my penis, but I prefer to be half-mast when I enter. Seem to laster longer sometimes that way. :dunno:
     
  20. P-Nut

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    Someone say Ron White?

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  21. Abomb

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    hahha bad ass man :bowdown::bigthumb:
     
  22. jestre

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    I dunno about the provided answers....I like my own penis the best
     
  23. Drunken Karnie Midget

    Drunken Karnie Midget In Yeo We Trust, All Others Pay Cash OT Supporter

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    Ron White :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:
     
  24. Lazy D.

    Lazy D. Active Member

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    is this a question about my own penis or in general ?
     
  25. MissKitty

    MissKitty If squats were easy they'd be called 'Your Mum' OT Supporter

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    What you find the nicest visually pleasing state of a penis to be in, in general :)
     

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