GUN Where's that HK hate thread?

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  1. AustinL911

    AustinL911 Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator

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    The one with the made up letter from HK to their 'regular' customers. I needs it.
     
  2. Keesh

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    In a world of compromises, some people put the bullets in the magazine backwards…

    But it doesn’t matter, because our gun is on the cover of the Rainbow Six video games. Look how cool that SEAL coming out of the water looks… If you buy a $2,000 SOCOM, you will be that cool of an operator too. And chicks will dig you.

    At HK, we stuck a piston on an AR15, just like a bunch of other companies have done, dating back to about 1969. However ours is better, because we refuse to sell it to civilians. Because you suck, and we hate you.

    Our XM8 is the greatest rifle ever developed. It may melt, and it doesn’t fit any accessories known to man, but that is your fault. If you were a real operator, you would love it. Once again, look at Rainbow Six, that G36 sure is cool isn’t it? Yeah, you know you want one.

    And by the way, check out our new HK45. We decided that humans don’t need to release the magazine with their thumbs. If you were a really manly teutonic operator, you would be able to reach the controls. Plus we’ve fired 100,000,000 rounds through one with zero malfunctions, and that was while it was buried in a lake of molten lava, on the moon. If you don’t believe us, it is because you aren’t a real operator.

    By the way, our cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns like the G3 and MP5 are the bestest things ever, and totally worth asinine scalpers prices, but note that cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns from other countries are commie garbage. Not that it matters, because you’re civilians, so we won’t sell them to you anyway. Because you suck, and we hate you, but we know you’ll be back. We can beat you down like a trailer park wife, but you’ll come back, you always do.

    Buy our stuff.

    Sincerely

    HK Marketing DepartmentHK. Because you suck. And we hate you.
     
  3. AustinL911

    AustinL911 Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator

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    sprite Active Member

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    :rofl: New to me.
     
  5. Cannondale

    Cannondale OT Supporter

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    I lol'd into oblivion. My friend just bought a P30. :hs:
     
  6. Paul Revere

    Paul Revere OT Supporter

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl: gets me everytime
     
  7. Slick26

    Slick26 Gun|Bike|Cigar|PS3|Beer |Whisky|Night Crew

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    :rofl: new for me too. :rofl:
     
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    I hate you all :wtc:
     
  9. Slick26

    Slick26 Gun|Bike|Cigar|PS3|Beer |Whisky|Night Crew

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    So does HK.
     
  10. Alphaeus

    Alphaeus New Member

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    :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: I agree, fuck that company
     
  11. Slick26

    Slick26 Gun|Bike|Cigar|PS3|Beer |Whisky|Night Crew

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    SIG is on that list now too. Good for both of them, now they can jerk each other off while looking at their own gun porn.

    Meanwhile the rest of us are moving on and buying from better companies... and *gasp* being happy.
     
  12. Slick26

    Slick26 Gun|Bike|Cigar|PS3|Beer |Whisky|Night Crew

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    Shut the fuck up, I didn't learn anything from you.


























































    :hsugh::mamoru:
     
  13. Alphaeus

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    What has Sig been doing? Just similar stuff? Though I'd take a sig pistol over a HK any day.
     
  14. Slick26

    Slick26 Gun|Bike|Cigar|PS3|Beer |Whisky|Night Crew

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    Man, I don't even know if I want to get into it again. Ask Shenaniguns :rofl:
    Its a shame they're being retarded because that new P250 sure looks like it could be a winrar.
     
  15. Slick26

    Slick26 Gun|Bike|Cigar|PS3|Beer |Whisky|Night Crew

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    What? That's lame.
    And they've been really retarded as a company too. Stupid warranty comments they've made.
     
  16. Dumbstixlars

    Dumbstixlars Ron Paul/AR-15/Glock/old car/Scooby/R/C croo OT Supporter

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    Went to the range a long time ago with a coworker. I took my G31 and he took his HK .45 USP compact. After a little bit of shooting we traded off, he had never fired a Glock before, and I was wanting to buy an HK. Not after though, man the trigger on that thing was horrible. How can a gun that cost %50 more then my Glock have such a terrible trigger?
     
  17. Keesh

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    User error :coolugh:
     
  18. Dumbstixlars

    Dumbstixlars Ron Paul/AR-15/Glock/old car/Scooby/R/C croo OT Supporter

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    Negative. HK = crappy trigger pull.
     
  19. Slick26

    Slick26 Gun|Bike|Cigar|PS3|Beer |Whisky|Night Crew

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    I'm not as concerned about triggers and shit... those can be easily fixed.
    I'm more concerned about quality and customer service. A company that treats its customers well, instead of blowing them off, will keep my business for a very long time. Given they actually make a nice product too, lol.
     
  20. Dumbstixlars

    Dumbstixlars Ron Paul/AR-15/Glock/old car/Scooby/R/C croo OT Supporter

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    I like my stock Glock triggers thank you very much.
     
  21. Clingman

    Clingman Clingman runs Bartertown.

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    I am definitely no fan of HK products but I have put a few rounds through MallNinja's USP Tac and it does have a great trigger.
     
  22. Clingman

    Clingman Clingman runs Bartertown.

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    I didn't say YOURS was great. I said his was, and it is for a DA/SA. I'm pretty sure his came with the match trigger. Did yours?

    I didn't post that to start any shit, I will never own a fucking HK for that matter, so how about saving the :nono: for someone else :)
     
  23. P07r0457

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    I agree on HK sidearms. For freakin' ever I wanted a USP. They're sooooo over-rated, tho. Very happy I went with Glock. If I had to do it again, and couldn't get a Glock, then I'd go S&W M&P.

    However, I do think the G36 is sex, and would buy one in a heartbeat if it were made available to civillians. I also like the UMP. And the G3.
     
  24. TL1000RSquid

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    :werd: I don't think I'd buy another H&K handgun I kinda like the .45 USP's but for the money a Glock is a much better buy.

    I would however buy a UMP, G3 or MP5/10.

    And if you want to try a real shitty H&K trigger come shoot my VP.
     
  25. MTech

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    somebody post a pic of that backwards bullet catalog
     

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