MMA Where you going?

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  1. TCMS

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    I love elevator scenes:

    neighbor: where you going with that blue jacket thing?
    me: to work out.
    neighbor: what kind of place do you work out wearing that?
    me: it's for BJJ and other forms of martial arts use them too.
    neighbor: yeah I know that.
    neighbor: so you do BJJ?
    me: yeah.
    neighbor: oh, I'll spar you.
    me: oh, you practice BJJ?
    neighbor: no, but I know TKD.
    me: errr, okay.
    neighbor: I'm a blackbelt.
    me: good.
    neighbor: *staring.*
    me: well I don't think that would be a good idea.
    neighbor: why not?
    me: because TKD won't help you when I put you to sleep.
    neighbor: yeah but I can kick and stuff.
    me: good, I'm a blackbelt in shotokan, I will sweep you on your head. [had to antagonize him]
    neighbor: I used to compete.
    me: so when do you want to spar?
    neighbor: ummm, I need to get in shape first.

    *door opens... THANK GOD.

    Guess the race.


    50-1 odds this never happens.
     
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    Ill spar you.
     
  3. TCMS

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    iCEgECKO Ballin' at 5'2''

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    He has a blackbelt in TKD but doesnt know what a gi is?
    You should have kicked him in the face.
     
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    But I would have went with judo chops to the throat.
     
  7. RunninWild

    RunninWild How subtle of you

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    pics nao
     
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    Atmosphere PURPLE DREAM

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    tell him that you grew up on the border of thailand and brazil, so you're well versed in both muay thai and brazilian jiu jitsu
     
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    Sucks you don't know Kajukendo.
     
  10. Redneck Shinobi

    Redneck Shinobi Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that

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    I think the neighbor was asking a question he already knew just to be a dick. I'd love to see him try to do some flashy kicks in an elevator :rofl:.
     
  11. TCMS

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    That's my take as well.

    There's no way some douche bag that actually took enough TKD to earn a blackbelt, isn't aware that there are other styles/colors of gi's.

    As far as pictures. Visualize a 30-35 year old asian dude, about 5'6 and 20 pounds overweight. Soft as hell, very unathletic looking. l
     
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  13. Gogoplata

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    I hope he teep kicks you in the nose.
     
  14. TCMS

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    He'd end up on his ass if he lifted his leg that high. :rofl::rofl:
     
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    I still forget where you train :dunno:
     
  16. Gogoplata

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    New Breed iirc


    LOL @ not knowing what a gi jacket is, but being a black belt.
     
  17. Maestro Nobones

    Maestro Nobones Great Job! - GLAD DADS CREW

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    remember in tkd they wear a dobok or whatever. kinda different from a gi but agreed guy was prolly trying to be a dickhead
     
  18. Gogoplata

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    never knew. never taken a class, never watched a class.

    is that similar to a sambo jacket with the short, wide sleeves or ???
     
  19. Maestro Nobones

    Maestro Nobones Great Job! - GLAD DADS CREW

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    i never have either but I posted on bullshido long enough to hear this term
     
  20. Gogoplata

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    :rofl:
    :rofl::rofl: I see the faggots in the "TMA" classes at Bally's running around in those.. I think they wear little shoes too
     
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    kopetzki Banned

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    TKD > BJJ being able to actually hit somebody is way more useful than hugging somebody until they feel too gay and give up :ugh2:
     
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    tryin way too hard broseph. :sleep:
     
  23. TCMS

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    New Breed.
     
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    LOL.
     
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