Where to buy condoms in a small town?

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  1. skitcy

    skitcy uhm title! ok

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    Yea I know this is probably a stupid quesiton.

    But if I walk into a grocery store the entire town will know well practically anywhere is the only option so I don't feel like a tard to go out of town?
     
  2. P7

    P7 You have something on your tongue, let me get that

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    English motherfucker!

    Just buy them. At least the "entire town" will know that you're practicing safe sex...
     
  3. Socrates

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    Walgreens.
     
  4. ledzep73

    ledzep73 New Member

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    Is your town so small that you dont have a self-checkout lane? If you do krogers works. Besides, whats the big deal if people know your gettin some?
     
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    buy them online if you have a credit card.. or i duno... have a friend who already buys condoms buy them for you. or pay a bum off the street to buy some.
     
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    Soybomb New Member

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    The checker doesn't care that you have sex. They're just waiting for their next break.
     
  7. skitcy

    skitcy uhm title! ok

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    Yea except I work at the only grocery store that has them :p
     
  8. Haggard

    Haggard VW crew

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    well next time you go on break by the condoms and a bunch of banannas that'll throw everyone off your trail :)
     
  9. P7

    P7 You have something on your tongue, let me get that

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    Heres another idea - Have her buy 'em.
     
  10. dumb_end_user

    dumb_end_user Sad Gus

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    If you aren't mature enough to just walk in and buy the condoms you are no where near mature enough to use them.
     
  11. tzedek

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  12. ledzep73

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    Eh, I wouldn't say that only because if it really is a small town he shouldnt have word going around. Maybe he is just shy anywho.
     
  13. gthesob

    gthesob the fun machine took a shit and died OT Supporter

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  14. skitcy

    skitcy uhm title! ok

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    yea gonna get some off internet but no ebay 100% trusted retail for me.
     
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    Youre buying condoms off the internet?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

    For gods sake.. save yourself the fucking hastle...
     
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    yeah dog just pull out
     


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  18. Atheist

    Atheist oh, hi OT Supporter

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    worst advice ever
     
  19. RyaN95i4

    RyaN95i4 We are the boys from old Florida

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    condoms sized for you.

    I hate condoms, and rarely wear them, but these are by far the most comfortable ive ever used. youll have to use their kit to measure up to get a proper size, but its worth it if you must use condoms.
     
  20. sexhaver420

    sexhaver420 Buying stuff I don't need, with money I don't have OT Supporter

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    Quoted for truth.
     
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    u work there? ... just steal them
     
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  23. Gonrad

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    Go to another town? :ugh:
     
  24. decibel

    decibel Guest

    yes internet comdoms:hsugh:.... i bet they don't fucking cost $30 for 12 of em too.
     
  25. hotsauce

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    sex

    or

    be embarrased infront of a supermarket cashier

    :hsugh:
     

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