MIL When to duck and cover

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  1. Twisted STi

    Twisted STi All wheel or no wheel OT Supporter

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    1. When the Lt. says 'In my experience...'

    2. When the PFC says 'Don't worry, I learned this in boot camp.'

    3. When the Master Guns says 'Check this shit out.'
     
  2. smokie700

    smokie700 right near da beach, Boiiiii

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    When the private says "I'm a marine"
     
  3. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    When a new E5 says "I learned this tactic in leadership school".
     
  4. ManinCamo

    ManinCamo I wear big boy pants.

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    Well, in my experience, its best to... oh wait. i guess now would be one of those times.
     
  5. Twisted STi

    Twisted STi All wheel or no wheel OT Supporter

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    :bigthumb:
     
  6. Twisted STi

    Twisted STi All wheel or no wheel OT Supporter

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    When the Marine on boot leave says 'I got a tan belt, watch out'
     
  7. SweetDaddyO

    SweetDaddyO we need a montage!!

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    when the commander says, "i need some volunteers..."

    when your cell phone rings and the last four digits of the number are 0000
     
  8. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Whenever a senior NCO says "yeah I'm qualified on that".
     
  9. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    If you ever hear "Yeah I daisy chained 8 claymores together in a training exercise one time. So these real ones wont be any different".




    True story there and yes it was different.
     
  10. Sharkticon

    Sharkticon The safest place in combat is on an AEGIS Class Gu

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    When a junior officer says, "Hey I'm the one with the bars."
     
  11. kidhero

    kidhero not really a hero, really just a big fat phony

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    Mine says "Unknown Call"
     
  12. PlutoBHG

    PlutoBHG New Member

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    "nah, i turned the power off......"
     
  13. SweetDaddyO

    SweetDaddyO we need a montage!!

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    if i ever used that line i would fully expect a swift kick to the nuts
     
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    PlutoBHG New Member

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    high five dude, but what if you were a chick?
     
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    PlutoBHG New Member

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    have you EVER seen ANY woman be treated like they should in the military? :noes:
     

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