I read this in the paper but couldn't find it online, kind of amusing, but pity for them. Police chased a van after reports that a young woman had been bundled into the back-only to find they had intercepted an elaborate sex game. They were told three men had roughly manhandled the struggling blonde woman-who was handcuffed, blindfolded, gagged and staggering on high heels in fishnet stockings. The 22 officers, believing they were foiling a kidnap plot, tracked the van for 30km in a helicopter, squad cars and motorbikes. They finally blocked the road in Heerlen, Holland, and forced the half-dressed men to lie face down at gunpoint. But when the woman's gag was removed, she screamed: 'You stupid bastards I've been trying to set this up for months. You've ruined it just when it was getting interesting.' The three men aged 36, 39 and 58, were freed. 'We advised her next time to arrange to be kidnapped in her own home,' a police spokesman said.