What's the sickest thing that's happened to your during sex?

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  1. !m/_

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    for me it would be this one time i was hittin it with a girl named paige. she was riding me. she's on birth control so we didn't wear a condom, and she let me cum in her. well about 3-5 minutes later when we were finished, she got off of me and all of my load came *SLOPPING* down onto my stomach.

    how's that? :barf:
     
  2. PrettyLush5

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    :rofl: I get a kick out of the way you told that story, I don't know why but I do :)

    Anyway, I am trying to think here...yeah I can't really think of anything that absolutely disgusted me :dunno:
     
  3. That's cool :p I think echo the sentiments (and experiences) of many men by saying don't go for the back door when your girl is sick....
     
  4. !m/_

    !m/_ D͇͈̰̳̺̼ͩ̋̓̾i̠͈̩͙̱̳̟͂̊s̈́͐́ ̻͓̙͌̃̿s̖͙̲̰̫ͨͧ̈́̍̿̚ò&#82

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    ewww
     
  5. Scorpius

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    The girl I was dating sophomore year in college, pulled over and offered to givve me a ride back to her dorm.... NICE! The disgusting part is this... I actually touched and sat in a Chrysler! Blech! I still have nightmares... all those rattles, creaks... :barf: and the horrible part was the car was only two years old.... The horror!
     
  6. Formula

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    :rofl:

    It was my first time with this girl who was also my co-worker. She was always very desperate for me so I gave up. We start going at it one night and after some cuddling and lots of kissing, I can't slide it in. It was the right hole,for sure :big grin:. Several tries later, I still can't slide it in. Mine is too big and hers is very tight. I was getting frustrated, I was going to get up and leave at the moment, thinking what the fuck is going on. So then I tried to slide it in last time and it was successful, but I really had to put some force. :)
     
  7. MiseryIndex

    MiseryIndex i never know why. i only know who. Moderator

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  8. Sappho

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    I was with my ex and things were getting hot....well my tongue decided to wander past his balls to lick his ass....but before I did, I looked where I was about to lick (thank Gawd!!) and there was a fucking toilet paper kling-on. :barf:
    Needless to say, I cooled down pretty quickly and I don't think my tongue ever wandered there again (with him anyway)
     
  9. SeanVR4

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    thats disgusting! :(
     
  10. SeanVR4

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    mine either
    <----drives a jeep
    :fawk2:
     
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  12. Marty

    Marty Won Ton Animal Chin is Missing

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    My GF at the time was giving me head, she gagged when I shot my load and puked my load and her chinese take out all over me

    :barf: :uh:
     
  13. Guest

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    Haha ... I was just about to post a similar one. Was getting it on with a friend (not a g/f really, just a friend, but we were drunk and horny) and she went down on me and gagged, but she made it to the bathroom before puking. Kinda ended the play. :(
     
  14. Guest

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    I've had a couple chicks try to impress me by deepthroating....both gagged and one nearly puked...

    She stopped and then procedded to mount me and ride me...then she leaned down to kiss me and I was like - "HELL NO!"

    BUT anyway, the grossest thing was when I took my ex-girlfriend out as a booty call (we were broke up but both horney). Anyway, she started her period that day but didn't want to tell me 'cause she figured I'd drop the whole date.

    She rode me for a few minutes and when she went to get up and turn over she dripped like 5 teaspoons of bloody ice all over my stomach...

    She stopped completely and started crying saying she was sorry and all. It was kinda gross, but after a towel and a few hugs we were ok - we put down a towel and kept it missionary style.

    Later,
    BH
     
  15. Guest

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    Anyone else wanna :barf: when your're watching a porno and the guy assfucks the girls and then pulls it out and she sucks him off? I don't care if she just had an enema or what, still :barf:
     
  16. Scorpius

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    Hmmph!! [​IMG]
     
  17. Guest

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    My Intro To Buttsex

    I had just gotten outta jail after being in there for 3 months. My ex (then girlfriend) came to pick me up. I was horny as hell. She sucked me off in the car. When we got back to her place we start to play around a little. She says you wanna try something new. I was like hell yeah. She dropped her panties and said I wanna feel your dick in my ass. So we proceeded to do it. All was fine. She is moaning like hell and I look down to see that my dick has turned brown. I stopped and pulled it out. She's like what's wrong. I said I got shit on my dick! We both busted up laughing. Still to this day there is a big shit stain on her sofa.

    Ahhhh, the mammaries........


    BTW, anyone else see the irony in jail and buttsex? Mere coincidence I'm sure.

    :big grin:
     
  18. Guest

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    Re: My Intro To Buttsex


    She was fucking another guy and he ass-fucked her and she liked it...

    That is the ONLY , I repeat ONLY time a chick will "try something new".


    Later,
    BH
     
  19. Guest

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    Re: Re: My Intro To Buttsex

    Ummmmmm, thanks, I think :rolleyes:
     
  20. MiseryIndex

    MiseryIndex i never know why. i only know who. Moderator

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    :eek: :rofl:
     
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    MiseryIndex i never know why. i only know who. Moderator

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  22. Guest

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    I still get queezy when I think of this....

    I gave my boyfriend a blowjob after anal sex...and there was shit on his dick.

    So when people say "<insert food type> taste like shit"...I can actually relate a taste to it!
     
  23. Guest

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    Newbie? Or a regular re-registered under a new name in order to post this, simply for the sheer :barf: shame of it? Whaddya think? :rofl:

    Pretty brave first post, that's all. :bigthumb:
     
  24. Guest

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    yes, I'm a newbie...

    edit: nothing to be shy about...I am sitting behind a computer afterall...lol
     
  25. !m/_

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    BWAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

    :rofl:

    that's sick LOL :barf:
     

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