What's the most memorable relationship break up you've had so far ?

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  1. AHooper

    AHooper Member

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    What's the most memorable humorous (maybe initially it wasn't, but it is now) or serious human relationship break up experience you've had so far and what happened ?
     
  2. Homeless

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    nowhere near humorous, but my gf recently left me by asking for a break over the telephone and is pretty much running away now, since I try to see her in person whenever possible.
     
  3. Solus Emsu

    Solus Emsu ****** U N R A T E D ! ****** -----THAT'S HOW I RO

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    I caught my ex cheating on me, so I robbed her.

    I had a key to her place. I came home one day and found her with her ex.
    I left. Came back that night to try and talk to her, she wasn't there. I saw his truck pull up with her in the truck with him. They saw me so they backed out of the parking space and drove off. I got my key out, went in, and intended to get my stuff. Well, I got my stuff, the stuff I ever gave her, and then even some of her stuff that I didn't give her. I just kept taking things, including all her jewelry and DVDs. The next day, I filed a restraining order on her and her ex because they "threatened me". That way they could not come near me or any of the stuff I jacked.

    I have never heard from her since.

    No body ever cheats on me and goes without being punished.
     
  4. SohHyeon

    SohHyeon New Member

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    email. enough said.
     
  5. MattThom01

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    Congrats on committing robbery there. Have fun in court and/or jail.
     
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    hmm... a while back. A guy I've been dating for quite a while, posted lovely stuff about me on this website. Not knowing that I was on it too (!gasp!). I am all about guy talk. Hell girl talk is worst. But the fucker posted pictures and all the lovely stuff. Talking big and mighty about his dumbass. He wasn't even a good fuck, that's the sad thing, and I actually had deep feelings for him. Oh well...Tomorrow will be better.
     
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    Atleast i hope it will...
     
  8. Solus Emsu

    Solus Emsu ****** U N R A T E D ! ****** -----THAT'S HOW I RO

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    :noes:

    Negative.


    It was 9 years ago.
    She threatened me. My word will hold up more than hers.
    I took what I thought to be mine in the separation.

    Why would I go to court for taking what was mine? :hsugh: :mamoru:
     
  9. tbizzle

    tbizzle you smoke that shit?

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    :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
     
  10. Bruticus

    Bruticus half dead OT Supporter

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    :rofl: ouch.

    I haven't had any "good" ones, they are all relatively normal :greddy:
     
  11. MattThom01

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    'got my stuff, the stuff I ever gave her, and then even some of her stuff that I didn't give her. I just kept taking things, including all her jewelry and DVDs."

    You seem to admit right there that you took things that weren't yours.
     
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    :ugh: :gtfo: 06
     
  13. Two toys

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    an 05 telling an 06 to get out. thats great. :rofl::rofl::bowdown:

    and on topic,

    I found out that my girlfriend had kissed another guy, i drove straight to her house after confronting her on the phone. I made her get in my car, told her how much of a stupid bitch she was and how much she fucked up, then told her that sluts werent allowed in my car and to get the fuck out.

    another memorable breakup was realising my first real girlfriend was only a friend and just waiting around for her to realise it to and break up with me, when she did we were on the phone and she said that she didnt want to be together anymore i agreed and we continued on with the convo like it was nothing.. mutual breakups for the win.
     
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    I think we are almost safe
     
  15. Michael87

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    Burglary not robbery

    Well I was in a 2 year relationship with this girl that I really liked. And then within three minutes she'd dumped me over msn, got in a taxi to go to a club to meet another guy. She now "loves" new guy.... :ugh::ugh::ugh:
     
  16. Solus Emsu

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    Blah Blah Blah. :ugh:

    What do you think I should have done, oh wise one?
     
  17. crazy15

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    an 03 making fun of an 04 :(


    :io:
     
  18. MattThom01

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    I'm fine with you taking back stuff that is yours that you were keeping at her place...but just because you broke up is no reason to steal her stuff.

    Not really wisdom there, just a sense of what is right and wrong.
     
  19. Azn_azzho

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    my last one...
     
  20. Muffin Man

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    fuck that..........steal that bitches stuff and stop being such a pussy MattThom01
     
  21. 127.0.0.1

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    The girl that stole my virginity, joined the army about a week later.

    skank came like 5 times and couldnt get a 20 year old virgin off. FUCK her
     
  22. MattThom01

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    Yeah, but assuming the virgin was you, you can at least tell other women that you got a woman off 5 times before getting off yourself...
     
  23. 127.0.0.1

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    yeah, I was the virgin. and that's true.
     
  24. Solus Emsu

    Solus Emsu ****** U N R A T E D ! ****** -----THAT'S HOW I RO

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    Just broke up?

    The bitch cheated on me from the start, treated me like complete shit, treated my family like shit, slashed my tires, keyed my car, and stalked me.

    I treated her like a princess. I gave her everything, including my virginity. She took me for granted. She used me. Manipulated me. And didn't give a shit about me.

    That is reason enough. She stole my dignity and that was my way of taking it back.
     
  25. tominos

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    i would've probably done something just as bad if my gf cheated on me :hsughno:
     

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