What's the most embarrassing drunken sexual experience/s you've had so far ?

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  1. AHooper

    AHooper Member

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    What's the most embarrassing drunken sexual experience/s you've had
    (or anyone you know has had) so far and please elaborate on what the
    circumstances were.
     
  2. TGrant

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    Passed out while recieving felacio.........whoops.
     
  3. DenimA4CVT

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    Couldn't find her rear bra clips.
     
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    not really embarrassing but weird. 1st one: went camping with my girl at the time, went to bed and started screwing, she was on top, we both finish and fell a sleep that way. I was still inside her when I woke up a few hours later, started screwing again and she woke up real quick. We both finished and then she got off me. Then we went back to sleep. 2nd one: this one was with my now wife. Apparently I started screwing her in my sleep. We were in like 3 different positions and I didn't wake up until I was up on my knees behind her. I asked what was going on and she said I started it. Went ahead and finished and then went back to sleep.
     
  5. Darrin

    Darrin Eat. Sleep. Arrest People.

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    got drunk, and plainly couldnt get it up, but still stuck it in anyway.

    my friend was giving this girl oral then threw up over her, yum.
     
  6. Tornado6

    Tornado6 When the wind set down in funnel form and pulled y

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    My (ex) boyfriend got me drunk and high, then during an orgasm, he somehow got me to say "cheese." It came out as "cheeeeeee *of fuck* eeeeeeese" or something of the sort. I barely remember it, but the story got repeated soooooo many times... :o
     
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    darrin--i wonder if we know the same guy!
    i had a buddy who was going down on his girlfriend and threw up...but she didn't notice! he just 'pushed it all aside' and proceeded. i think all she thought was that she got really wet. GROSS.
     
  8. Offender

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    passed out in the middle of hooking up. no big deal really
     
  9. Darrin

    Darrin Eat. Sleep. Arrest People.

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    hehe swisher, he was in like malta i think at the time.
     
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    i knocked a cup of beer all over my skirt.:dunno:
     
  11. foreverLost

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    started slipping off the leather couch, kept slipping... fell off onto a bowl of ice cream. needless to say it was finnished in the shower

    i was getting hot and heavy on the couch with my SO , i was sitting on him, and tryed to sorta "whip" my hair out of the way , well i hit my head on the wall behind the couch verrry hard but he didnt notice untill 3 mins later when the tears were starting to clear up hahah
     
  12. KMD

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    I was out drinking with the boys and was shit faced and went back to the GF and I went down on her and got her off then I was laying on my back while she was pleasing me and I passed out.
     
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    couldn't get it up.
     
  14. BoypussY

    BoypussY game over.

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  15. Hunter Michaels

    Hunter Michaels The Real American Gigolo

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    I was on my first date with this girl and we had just got back from Bourbon St. Anyways I get her to my room and into my bed nakid. We are passionately making out, silly me I try to be all slick and cool and I grab this frozen drink and try to pour a little on her so I can lick it off. No, not a good idea. I dump nearly the entire drink all over her tits and abdomen, and it rushes down to the southern regions. Needless to say she sobered up pretty quick from the icy shock, and the mood was ruined. Years later she still won't let me live it down.
     
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    My neighbor in college barfed on a girl while screwing her. We asked him, "What did she do"? and he raised his hands above his head like when you're trying to block the sun. Classic!
     
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    imori Phasma En Machina

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    just couldnt get it up.
    whiskey dick sucks ass.
     
  18. grady27

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    I had cut myself shaving while getting ready for a date. it cleaned up real nice but there was a small scab. FF to end of date. We where pretty messed up and got into it pretty heavy. Now this is the first time sleeping with this chick. Well durring our hot and heavy action the scab must have been pulled off . At one point i looked at her and she had blood all over her face , kneck ,and tits. I said oh shit i think im bleeding .. She said , just a little dont worry about it . I said , it might not look to bad on me because it is all over you !! So i cleaned her up but the mood was ruined. This was with my current girlfriend and we laugh about it all the time now (thankfully)
     
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    She was on top.... no condom was being used.

    After blowing a peter north sized load, she started getting up off me and.....

    "accidently" let it all come out and splat in my belly button. It fell from almost 2 feet. *plop* :o

    She was very ammused. :squint:

    Me, not so much.
     
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    He probably knowticed, just didnt want to stop.:o
     
  21. Solus Emsu

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    I'll take the 5th Amendment on this one. :hs:
     
  22. chica&buddies

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    :rofl: :rofl: ditto... :o
     
  23. Epiphany

    Epiphany 78% of all statistics are made up on the spot

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    When my ex husband and I first started taking the relationship to that level he had 2 other room mates who were always on the go. We thought they would be gone for awhile so we kind of got really into it while they were gone. My husband lied to me at the time because I was so embarrassed but I later found out they ended up walking in with a bunch of other friends and sat out in the living room listening to us go at it for awhile. Bed banging pretty hard against the wall... I'm getting really into it... I won't go into detail lol... Eventually they slammed the front door and acted as if they just got there. THAT was embarrassing...
     
  24. JohNny T

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    i went to a party, got drunk, passed out... woke up the next morning with $100 in my pocket and a REAL bad pain in my ass.... you can guess what happened... thank god it was a chick and her strap on that did it... not a guy....
     
  25. HoVa

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    ^^ wtf?




    uh, not embarrassing for me, but i had a chick yack while we were getting it on... goddamn, i wanted to kick her ass outta my room but i had to cleanup as she passed out.
     

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