What's the best way to seduce a female housemate?

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  1. spooky

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  2. Diesel66

    Diesel66 My standards for women is like rent-a-centers stan OT Supporter

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    Other then the tried and true method of getting them drunk/catching them on an emotional crash ?:mamoru:
     
  3. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Need details to give advice.

    How long have you know her?
    How long have you been living together?
    Do you flirt at all?
    Does she flirt back?
    Why would you want to date someone you live with?
     
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    :werd: Don't do it, I know what it's like 1st hand. :coolugh:
     
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    :bowdown::rofl:
     
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    squid braap

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    Don't shit where ya eat.
     
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    I have never seen anything good come from this
     
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    Just let things happen naturally. If she's interested in you she'll become flirty with you. Pay her no attention and she'll be craving attention from you.
     
  9. Dweezil

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    Get drunk with her, and when she leaves to piss let her come back to find you naked and turgid.
     
  10. Aronomy

    Aronomy Get your COME ON!

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    The use of turgid, oh god, that's so hilarious. Thanks for the laugh :big grin:.
     
  11. fishjie

    fishjie New Member

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    doesnt seem like a good idea to me. you shouldn't sleep with people you live with, just like you shouldn't sleep with people you work with. the complications and consequences always messy.
     
  12. uwofrost

    uwofrost New Denver Crew

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    How long do you have left to live with her? if its more than 2 months dont hit it. you need an escape route that doesnt cost you $$$ for a year
     
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    HuskiRuski Cardinal Fan

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    chances are you've been in the friendzone for months now
     
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    same way you would anybody else that you wanted to bang and completely forget about

    this is the type of situation where no emotional attachment is actually healthy
     
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    Oh God!
     
  16. chica&buddies

    chica&buddies Active Member

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    oh lordy... :rofl: i don't think this is a great idea, but answer beer's questions, and that'll help us out ;]

    on the other hand, if you're looking for an easy lay, getting drunk and playing drinking games, and then making a move would pry work. if it doesn't, :rofl:, you're pry sol.
     
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    God now I'm glad I found a female roommate. :rofl:
     
  18. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Wait a second...are you my roommate? :mamoru:

    I live with a guy friend right now...maybe this is his OT name :run:
     
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    :rofl: :eek3:
     
  20. Bruticus

    Bruticus half dead OT Supporter

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    Well if it is IWYWB just get her very drunk, talk about sports and you're in for sure (ignoring her bf of course :rofl:).
     
  21. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :bigthumb:
     
  22. Jimeigh

    Jimeigh Every rook and jay in the corvidae have been raven

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    take a picture of your cock and leave it under the bathroom sink with her tampons where she'll be sure to see it. include with it a letter written in crayon in which you confess your undying love.
     
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    Oh hell yeah! [​IMG]
     
  24. spooky

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    i've been wishing one day when i get home from work, i'll go into my room and she'll be butt naked on my bed.

    hasn't happened yet :hs:
     
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    Okay Jack Tripper :rofl:

    It might not happen that way but if you maintain a good mystique and fun relationship, some night after you guys have been hanging out drinking with friends the possibility of a "hook up" might be there.
     

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