What's the best way to approach girls at the gym?

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  1. Icuradik

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    I always see these decently attractive girls peeking looks at me. This one today did it 4-5 times. I wanted to go up to her and ask for her number, but you know how people are at the gym and she would look straight ahead when I walked by her and seemed uninterested.
     
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    drop a heavy dumbell on her foot, apologize, make small talk on way to emergency room.
     
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    Jam_Master_J New Member

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    Make creepy eye contact from across the gym and akwardly stare at her while she is doing her exercises.
     
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  5. Icuradik

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    I already do this!

    I need the next step.
     
  6. dont do the hip adductor/abductor, it freak girls out
     
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    Which one is that?
     
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    Find out what car they drive to the gym in and climb in the back seat while they're in working out. Be very quiet on the ride home...:naughty:
     
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    I do not believe I have ever seen a man doing that exercise...If I did I would be extremely embarrassed for him.
     
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    Bad advice.

    DO the hip abductor machine.
    But lick your lips while making eye contact with her when doing so.
     
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    Lift in the circuit area. :greddy:
     
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    :rofl: Going to the gym right now and heading straight for the hip abductor machine.
     
  15. JAFAR

    JAFAR FPS whore OT Supporter

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    Bend her over the bench and start going at it like rabbits.

    She's not looking at you because she likes your personality.
     
  16. Icuradik

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    Fuck, this is supposed to be the serious forum. That's why I didn't put it in OT. God Dammit, there have the be some pimps that get girls at the gym. How do you do it?
     
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    When you catch her glancing at you, give her a simple wave and if she smiles, youre golden. That is....until you open your mouth.
     
  18. Icuradik

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    Never thought of of waving. I usually try to smile. I guess waving guarantees them that you also like what you see and you aren't just smiling at some random thought.
     
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    JAFAR FPS whore OT Supporter

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    Okay okay. You ready, here' the secret phrase....

    "Hi. I'm (fuckithoughtthiswasaseriousforum)." Make small talk and ask her if she wants to go out for some food or drinks on a weekend.

    Works great for me. Just be yourself.
     
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    But seriously...Here's what I do: Pick a girl with which you wish to mate (preferably not a fat one, but hey no ones judging you) and follow her around the gym While breathing heavy, licking your lips, and making a loud moaning sound. If your feeling confident you can even throw in a jarring humping motion.

    She will be unable to resist your charm.
     
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    don't.. i dont like the idea of hitting on girls at places where they pay to be.. i mean, she works out at the gym..she doesnt have much of an option of whether or not to be there, so it's like you have her trapped.. i dont hit on girls @ work either.. if i see them out, it's on.. but if they're at a place of business where they work or something, it's off limits
     
  22. Mugwump

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    :werd:

    Leave them alone.

    P.S. The only girls I approach are regulars who I've seen there after at least a month.
     
  23. Mugwump

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    I use them once a week. Makes my inner/outer thighs feel awesome. (FYI, the inner abductor machine stops at 190, so it's slowly becoming obsolete.)
     
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    Yeah the one at my gym goes to 220, and I can do the stack on both inner and outer. I don't use that machine much anyway.
     
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