Whats the best shit to do when some guy is moving in on some girl your going for

Discussion in 'Vaginarium' started by GiantRutgersFan, Aug 24, 2007.

  1. the other night I was at a party. anyways, later on in the night it was just me, my friend, some other guy, and this chick.


    The girl was definitely something that would have been easy to obtain, but also pretty chubby and like a 4/10. Cause we were all sleeping over the house.

    So you know, I was flirting with her and shit and had everything working nicely. She was like sitting on me and shit. I wasnt going crazy to get the girl or anything but you know, that would have been nice.


    So then the party thrower is like "Kelly want to look at some photos?" and shes like yea. So then this motherfucker sits in between me and the girl.

    So then like 5 minutes later he's like "well I think its time we went to bed."

    :ugh:


    So then he tells me I can sleep in the bed downstairs and he brings this girl upstairs to sleep on the couch in his room and then he supposedly banged her.






    It was fucking gay though I mean I had that and then this mofo pulls that shit.


    Whats the best way to avoid shit like this? I mean wasnt cool bro.
     
  2. Rich

    Rich New Member

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    Buy a gun.
     
  3. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    after he said "we should go to bed"

    "cool man, i'm just gonna talk to kelly for a few more minutes. awesome photos btw"
     
  4. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    I think he was looking for a solution
     
  5. Boosh Dag

    Boosh Dag Guest

    flawless.
     
  6. verdiocchi

    verdiocchi Oh snap!

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    Yeah, you could have just said something about staying up for a while longer and asking Kelly if she wanted to hang out for a little while before going to bed. You just needed something else to do/talk to Kelly about once he said that.
     
  7. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    Just be creative :)
     
  8. lauren

    lauren Active Member

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    she was fat and ugly. thank him.
     
  9. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    The claws have come unsheathed :eek3:
     
  10. Midgetized

    Midgetized Don't mess with Douche Cat

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    haha i know right, why get upset over not banging a girl you didn't find that attractive anyway :mamoru:
     
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    hellyea2650 New Member

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    haha you got COCKBLOCKED


    you just have to think of an excuse so he didnt get to bring her to his room
     
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    Dethfat New Member

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    u said it for me
     
  13. KungFool7

    KungFool7 keep driving—it's getting earlier

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    how about NOT fucking a 4/10 girl that sits on your lap then fucks your buddy.

    Especially if all it takes to get her to switch dicks is a line like "nice photos".
     
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    Mother. Fucking. DOT.
     
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    You should of AMOG'd him :mamoru:
     
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    armygrognard New Member

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    :bigthumb:
     
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    she was sitting on your lap and u had that.. u should of asked her if she wanted to see some photos first.. honestly i think anything would have worked.. she sounds easy like sunday morning
     
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    haha you gotta be a player. That guy clearly did something earlier to strike attraction and was doing better than you at the time you were with her and she went with the better of the two. Gotta be clever like he did. Sadly it's hard to beat out someone when they just come in and offer something interesting to do. It's like exploring the unknown or staying where you know your safe. People are curious and go exploring.
     
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    :hsugh:


    the girl was probably just a slut, and open to the first opportunity. who wants something that easy anyways?
     
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    him: "well I think its time we went to bed."

    you: "sorry man, not on the first date."
     
  21. B_RowL

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    nice :rofl:
     
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    DTR rex New Member

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    There have been some good suggestions here already.

    However, I am perplexed on why you are upset over losing a girl that:

    a) Was chubby
    b) Was a 4/10
    c) Was that easy

    Sounds like you didn't lose too much IMO.
     
  23. MudRacer4x4

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    tell her you drive a mercedes. its sad but the more i see it girls are all after money
     
  24. NCS

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    first of all, is this the kind of girl you want? doesn't sound like it, dont practice on them

    second of all, get over it.

    now on to your real question? how do you (or i at least) stop getting interference like this? you have to have some balls - at a bare minimum, more than the guy in question.

    one poster replied "cool, im gonna stay here and talk with kelly a little more"

    now here come the more ballsy answers. they all rely on one principle: calling him out. in your situation you can say outlandish shit because she already wanted you.

    you also left out the most impotant part. "and then he brings her up to his room". exactly HOW did that happen because thats the only part you needed to act at.

    "awesome dude. kelly i think he's trying to hook up with you. i heard he as a 14" cock, you should go for it"

    "man thats pretty smooth. next time i want to try and get a girl in bed i'm gonna have to remember that move"

    "no, thats ok, i think ill hang out and do her instead"
     
  25. ware_ru

    ware_ru I know, I know, I'm amazing

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    Yeah, tactical and technical error on your part. While he was showing the pictures, were you just sitting there for 5 minutes looking like a chode?

    Before she even has a chance to say yes i wanna see the pics you say "YEAH MAN! We wanna see the pictures! You're a cool guy man I wanna see your awesome pics, where are they from?" Say it in a demeaning way or in a subtle way to make him qualify himself to you.

    Put your arm around him HOLY SHIT MAN THAT'S AN AWESOME PICTURE. Own the fucking frame.

    How did he physically maneuver himself in between you and the girl anyway? That should NOT be happening
     

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